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“De@th to all men” A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like

Site leveling and grading are underway for the 10M unit/year Optimus factory at Giga Texas.

Respect your elders

Doctor fixed A severe Scoliosis with Halo gravity traction method in children's (straighten the spine).

We are opponents, not enemies

How chips are made: Fire a laser at tin droplets in a vacuum, creating plasma hotter than the sun, bouncing that light off mirrors that are the smoothest objects ever made by humans, to print patterns that are smaller than a virus, on a thin slice of purified sand. lol.

She instantly recognized her late mom's tattoo on her dad's arm! You don’t see the tears but you feel the pain. 🥺

This will undoubtedly make your day. "Bobby mast*rbates around the house. Different places. Urinates outdoors."

And she blocked me. 😂😂😂

A war that can only be fought when the market is closed brings a whole new meaning to "weekend warriors"

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In 1966, they gave a group of engineers LSD to try solve 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 problems. Stanford & Hewlett-Packard each brought their hardest, most challenging problems. Then they gave 27 engineers, scientists and architects 100ug of LSD each. The results: a new conceptual model of the photon, a redesigned freeway entrance, a mathematical theorem, a new space probe, a shopping plaza. Reviewed & accepted by their employers. Published in a peer-reviewed journal. Then the government banned LSD research entirely. The study worked. That was apparently the problem.

Who fucking cares.

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This was the most profound experience of my life. I am stunned beyond comprehension. This molecule is without peer. The 27mg dose opened up what felt like pure consciousness and intelligence. A majestic reveal of existence itself. In all its incomprehensible glory and majesty. It is impossible to explain with words. Whatever you imagine, multiply it by 1,000 and then add infinite width and depth and dimensions. But entrance was not granted without prerequisite. Existence demanded that I submit. That I say yes; without attachment and without condition. Yes to existence; yes to the dissolution of self; yes to release control; yes, to all. My ego registered the ask and panicked. It wanted control. It was desperate for control. It pleaded to escape from the torrent of light and essence that threatened to rip my sanity into chards. The urge to eject was overwhelming. Terror thundered throughout my mind and body. It took everything within me to release. I overcame and was treated with bliss that defies imagination. A euphoria colored with perfect harmony of all things. An orchestra of essence washed over me and swept me up in dance. It was home. The highest aspiration of intelligent life. For some reason, stored and tucked away as the ultimate prize. A single concept emerged in omnipresence: we cannot grok the preciousness of our existence. Yet it is everything we’ve ever wanted and more. The state we long for without knowing it exists. This caused me great pain and heartache. A swell of loyalty and devotion emerged inside me, pledging allegiance to existence. To become a warrior and caretaker of life on earth. To protect at any cost the candle of consciousness that has miraculously emerged in this part of the galaxy. What awaits will wipe all your tears, soothe all your sorrows, and infinitely exceed your wants.

Andre 3000 on Black Ice