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Just built my first interactive website using JavaScript. Posting soon🥰🥰 Pretty excited about this one.

BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire, with his net worth now estimated at over $1.1 trillion.

But the slave owners, they saw this kind of injury every day and they kept on hitting without ever questioning themselves? How is that even humanly possible?

anyone who calls this performative is a fool, atleast he’s trying. some others are just smoking weed and acting like the country isn’t burning

🥷: "i am thinking of getting my babe a car, what type of cars do girls like?" normal human being : "aww, a G-wagon or Lexus will be nice" pick me: "ah don't buy it o, women are evil, she will leave you. bla bla bla..."

This is incredibly hard to roll with, yho😭.

I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her. Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school. I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house. He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.

On Monday morning 🤦🏼‍♀️😑 Eyin o lo bi’se ni. Mtcheew

This yahoo guy got a client that was ready to pay any amount for their deal.. The total amount was about ₦17,000,000 The client was so responsive in everything the yahoo boy said and even sent about ₦1,800,000 Their friendship kept going for over two weeks, The yahoo guy had already prepared what he will do with the money.. One night, the client ask the yahoo guy to help him send ₦3,500,000 to one account, Saying that he needs to make an urgent transaction but his account was having issues The yahoo guy borrowed some money from his friends, add it to his money and sent the money to the client.. The client confirmed the payment, told him "nice doing business with you" Then he blocked the yahoo guy at once... It took the yahoo guy 4 days to believe he was indeed blocked.. Guy man nearly ran mad for weeks. He kept saying that the client used voodoo on him...

I’m a Manchester United fan but my hate for Ronaldo exceeds my love for Bruno Fernandes. So yes, I will be hate watching Portugal 🤝

All that drama about Coca-Cola in 2022 just to drink something 10x worse lmao

DEY PLAY … from stage to plane to my polling unit 😂😂😂

You see why Oyinbo beef dey soft But our own cow - they'd have walked from Maiduguri to Oyo 8 times in their lifetime. Why Naija beef no go hard like rubber 😭😭😭 See as cow dey enjoy soft life.

$5 million won’t erase the pain.

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything. Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly. That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down. IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked. Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system. HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.” The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary. He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀