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This distracted boyfriend meme is my magnum opus.

@TheCinesthetic I don't want to talk about it. It's too painful

that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…

@TheCinesthetic Righteous Gemstones, Enlightened, Girls, White Lotus, I Love LA, The Comeback, The Last of Us, Veep

What’s an HBO series (that’s not The Wire, The Sopranos or GOT) that y’all would recommend?

@rickygervais Any subject can be funny if you're punching up, not down. But you of all people know that

@LinkedInLunat1c Ok, you're helping your employer avoid sexual harassment lawsuits, not treating childhood cancer, get a grip Ashlynne

@CrazyVibes_1 This dress is blue and black

My future mother-in-law just informed me that she paid over $1K for this light pink beaded dress and plans to wear it to our wedding next week, completely ignoring our “navy blue because we want the mothers to be our something blue” conversation from months ago. When I gently reminded her about the color scheme, she got defensive and said, “well, your family can be in blue,” like this is some kind of competition between the mothers instead of a wedding where we hoped everyone would follow the same plan. Now I’m stuck wondering if I should buy my own mother a matching pink dress so she doesn’t feel underdressed, or if that makes me the crazy one for enabling this whole situation. I’ve already found the perfect secondhand formal dress online that would match his mother’s style and price range, and I’m sitting here debating whether spending money I don’t have on a dress my mom doesn’t even want is worth keeping the peace at my wedding. Part of me thinks I should just let it go and have mismatched mothers, but the other part of me knows my mom will feel self-conscious standing next to someone in a thousand-dollar gown while she’s wearing something from her closet. And honestly, I’m so tired of managing everyone else’s feelings about my wedding that I might just elope instead. Credit - Emilia Berry

@LeadingReport Will only one person walk away alive?

BREAKING: President Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games,’ a four-day athletic event featuring one man and woman from each state and U.S. territory for America’s 250th.

Trying to trick my algorithm into no longer feeding me trad rage bait

@jonbrooks Mind our own fucking business

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@drdanchoi Um, absolutely no one is saying you shouldn't get paid

As a practicing spine surgeon who pours my heart into healing patients every day, let’s be real: Declaring healthcare a “right” isn’t noble—it’s a sneaky way to force doctors like me into servitude. My skills, time, and labor aren’t yours to command. True rights protect freedom, not demand others’ sweat. If healthcare’s a “right,” I don’t own my own hands anymore. Taxpayers lose their earnings, hospitals their property. It’s not care—it’s compulsion. A free society can’t survive treating humans as resources to plunder. Bring back the free market in American healthcare to maximize access to care and undo the ACAs attempts to socialize healthcare in the US!

@peterrhague People have come here to tell you the solution to this is to stop doing what you're doing, and you're getting irritated by their solutions based mindset. You just wanted to be heard.

Yes, I get the idea that she wants emotional support. But I want to solve problems - why isn’t that equally valid?

Wife: <problem> Me: <solution>? Wife: I don’t want <solution>! How do you get past this dynamic?

@JackPosobiec That's how time works

NYC in 1993 Now exists only as a memory

@CalltoActivism I would say "I don't actually believe you. I think you're going to stay here and continue to be dumb and annoying."

🚨BREAKING: Reportedly nearly one million New Yorkers said they’d leave the city if Mamdani won. What do you say to them?

@JuniorFaF0 @elonmusk You're right, it's really crazy you have to prove who you are to pick up a child from day care

This are simply facts.

Remember to vote tomorrow in New York! Bear in mind that a vote for Curtis is really a vote for Mumdumi or whatever his name is. VOTE CUOMO!

@BrandonLansdown Are you gaining ground with people who will be alive in 20 years? lol

Shout on, pray on, we’re gaining ground. Glory, hallelujah!

@SirJBritain Wait, this cartoon children's program about mutant sewer turtles has become too unrealistic for you?

My kids are watching a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film on Netflix. I used to watch the original series when I was younger. April O’Neil (a Celtic origin surname) has been race swapped from a red headed white woman to an African. Utterly sick of it.

@jonharris1989 rage bait, engagement bait, trolling, or worst of all, truly believing they have a fascinating opinion and dying to be asked about it

Why do this

@keysmashbandit @sirchadius Why do you think your ill-considered opinion "makes the most sense" or is the most popular? If riders are solely footing the bill, the rich don't have to support a system that benefits them (brings them their employees, creates a functional society)

@sirchadius It is literally not free. It costs money to maintain the lines, cars, hire people to drive them, etc etc etc. It requires money to operate. Either that money comes from taxes or from the ridership. I think most people would agree the latter makes much more sense

Literally why. Why. Why. Why. Why. It costs money to run the trains. They're good for everyone. Modern miracle. Under what leftist philosophy would you want to fare evade. I don't understand it.

@LinkedInLunat1c Where can I treat humans like zoo animals for the benefit of my shit head children?

@LinkedInLunat1c This isn't really a linkedin lunatic so much as a someone participating in a widely circulated humorous meme