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@JacobFeldman4 @getnickwright

5 - For some sports bars, this all ends up being an advantage. If people can't watch at home or their corner tavern, they'll come to the sports bar. But it's also an expensive headache, especially for niche events. Here's what else I learned: sportico.com/business/comme…

Seeing a lot of questions/complaints about streaming sports in bars (and hotels). I talked to broadcasters and business owners. Here's how it actually works...

It's very kind of the places where I spend money to email me about how to save money. Their solution? Spend more money.

I'm not a child. I only like to eat the gross Jelly Belly flavors.

Which way western man?

The post-season should be about interesting match ups. As an OU fan, hosting ND or BYU would have been awesome. The Alabama matchup is just the regular season expanded.

@JoshPateCFB I feel like it is extremely under discussed how bad rematches are. If the same team wins, why did we play the game? If a different team wins, it's dissatisfying and arbitrary that the second game matters more.

Now that it's been a second since Apple dropped the headphone jack, I think we can all admit that simultaneously having multiple cords in a device as small as a phone was a chaotic thing to do. I use an adapter to do it with my phone sometimes, and it's terrible.

Doomscrolling is just channel surfing reincarnate.

Is USB-C the mark of the beast?

I'm convinced the Hobby Lobby store layout is a direct map from the balanced chaos of the female mind.

This means that while the ban affects billions of dollars and meaningfully alters the daily lives of countless millions of Americans, no one cares to a politically viable level, and Trump/Biden should be less scared to implement the law than they are.

People overestimate the marginal value of one social media platform over another. These differences are enough to sway millions of people to move between platforms, but not enough to create meaningful political potency. #tiktokban

You ever think about how Beyoncé is a little bummed out today.

Can't wait to follow the election results on threads tonight.

Got an email from a local school saying "LAST CHANCE TO GIVE YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT FOR OUR CLUB." Like someone could show up with $10k cash in a month just to be turned away. They were too late.

Music as a concept is wild. It's like "my ideal way to spend the next few minutes would be listening to rhyming sentences alongside harmonized chords."

You accidentally touched my foot underneath the table and now no one gets to spread out their legs for some reason.

What is your plan to get Pride and BLM out of the public schools without the gospel? To what power are you appealing?

Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco occupy the same slot in my brain. I'm frankly not convinced they're different bands. Just like how Mel Brooks and Mel Gibson are the same person. There is only room for one movie Mel.

Imagine climbing to a peak of masculine excellence by being a professional baseball player only to be marketed as a gae pawn. It's an exercise in humiliation.