Megan Hempsey

On behalf of all Wetherspoons staff, thank you @RachelReevesMP 🙌🏽

Why is it always people that ruin a persons mental health, that preach about anxiety and depression 24 FUCKING 7, bore off hun 🙃🙃🙃

@connorjcarr I need more episodes NOW

Imagine buying @CWHairLondon toning shampoo, for it to dye you blue 🤷🏽‍♀️

@mikecrutch3 Funny that the kitchen is literally always piled with your pots and pans, but you wanna come at me if I leave a fucking teaspoon on the surface for 0.3 seconds 🤷🏽‍♀️

@mikecrutch3 Living with you full stop is painful 😖

dreaming of leaving my overdraft 😂

It was great ti be home for a few days, but it’s SO good to get in to my own bed with my memory foam pillows and mattress topper, and not having to set an alarm for the first time since November. Goodnight

@punkrocket_ @connorjcarr @NatalieMyersxo I have work 6am-4 tomorrow. Atleast 10 bismols

Love seeing prospective students looking around campus, so blissfully unaware of how fat and depressed they’re going to become over the next few years 🙃🙃🙃

Keep accidentally bumping into a girl tonight and told her I had a brain injury and have no sense of spacial awareness so she doesn’t kill me 😩😂

Oh my god

Does anyone else go round saying bye to everything before they move out, like “bye bed, bye bathroom, bye kitchen”, or am I just an absolute freak?

My best mate named her hypothetical future kids Richard and Andrea. RICHARD AND FUCKING ANDREA

@punkrocket_ Bby 😢 work with me though

Fucking dead that I just stole matts bank card and ordered 14 jäger bombs 👀😂 cya inna bit

Still relevant 😂 twitter.com/rflaherty94/st…

AND THEY STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CHEAT twitter.com/m0dernmoonligh…

When I’m completely unprepared for exams and someone suggests revising