Eva Hendrickson

PSA to all boys: I don't think any girl wants to see your shirtless pic with zero muscles and small nipples. Most probably don't want to see your 6-pack either. Please stop sending me them. Thank you. #cringe

I love when I end up on close friends lists on Insta for random people

Driving the speed limit is so basic

The fact of the matter is that women are just so much prettier than men

“I want this band to gangbang me” - guess who

Someone buy me this.. thanks

Why doesn't my therapist have sessions at 10pm when I am deepest in my thoughts

Am I old or is drinking just really expensive?

@Zachsamaphone Top three for hottest dad?

I will always hype up the bass player

How can you train your dog to wash the dishes

Warning: DO NOT watch the first episode of the new season of @QueerEye while you are eating, young college men are unhinged

Horny af in a coffee shop on a Monday

When I call you gay, I just want you to respond with "yes, I am. how did you know? 🌈🎉" and then we kiss

I also don't understand the obsession over disk golf..

Don't name your kid Cullen, because I will call him Colon and embarass myself 🥲

Ate some tbell because my bowel movements were getting a little too good

I was quite drunk last night but at least I could spell "I love bass players" and that is enough for me 😘

Have you ever eaten a taco and came at the same time? Because that is on my 2023 goals