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Eva Hendrickson

@Hendyson_22

I apologize in advance for my tweets. My hobbies are blank and cribbage.

Katılım Eylül 2012
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
PSA to all boys: I don't think any girl wants to see your shirtless pic with zero muscles and small nipples. Most probably don't want to see your 6-pack either. Please stop sending me them. Thank you. #cringe
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I love when I end up on close friends lists on Insta for random people
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Driving the speed limit is so basic
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The fact of the matter is that women are just so much prettier than men
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Viridiana💠@juli_annnne·
“I want this band to gangbang me” - guess who
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
Why doesn't my therapist have sessions at 10pm when I am deepest in my thoughts
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Am I old or is drinking just really expensive?
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I will always hype up the bass player
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
How can you train your dog to wash the dishes
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
Warning: DO NOT watch the first episode of the new season of @QueerEye while you are eating, young college men are unhinged
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
Horny af in a coffee shop on a Monday
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
When I call you gay, I just want you to respond with "yes, I am. how did you know? 🌈🎉" and then we kiss
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
I also don't understand the obsession over disk golf..
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
Don't name your kid Cullen, because I will call him Colon and embarass myself 🥲
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
Ate some tbell because my bowel movements were getting a little too good
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Eva Hendrickson@Hendyson_22·
I was quite drunk last night but at least I could spell "I love bass players" and that is enough for me 😘
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Have you ever eaten a taco and came at the same time? Because that is on my 2023 goals
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