Andrew Hennessy

@commissionase Amorim couldn't win 2 games in a row for fuck sake, wake up

Let's pretend Amorim wasn't on course to get us UCL qualification.. Lol

@mufcytp No doubt

🗣️ Former referee Dermot Gallagher insists referee Paul Tierney was right NOT to punish Dango Ouattara for an apparent hair pull on Calvin Bassey during Saturday's West London derby. Gallagher said: “There is no conclusive evidence that Dango pulled his hair. We don’t want referees handing out red cards on a ‘maybe’.” His opinion would likely have been completely different if Dango were a Manchester United player.

@Stiff_FC @talkSPORT Thats the brilliance of it 😂😂

@talkSPORT Why do they keep pairing Simon Jordan with Martin Keown. Keown clearly can’t keep up. 🤷🏼‍♂️

😤 Simon: "That's not the point! You keep ignoring the point!" 😡 Martin: "It is the point! It's not your point!" Simon Jordan and Martin Keown got heated over #AFC's faltering attempts to win the Premier League! 🔥

@exfootballfan Oh shut up 😂😂😂😂

No matter how Arsenal’s season ends, Arteta has worked near-miracles. This squad has no business being here when you look at that attack, it’s not even top 10 in the league. Zubimendi hasn’t moved the needle and Rice has his own limitations.

@NoContext_FanTv You love to see it

Troopz crashes out on ‘influencers’ youtube.com/live/lkdcCdTYq…

@joelbeya You're right, he did 👍🏻

Garnacho will show Man Utd what they’re missing out on today

@TouchlineX Oh fuck off

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: For the first time in history, The World Cup Final will have a halftime show. It will be organized by Chris Martin & Coldplay and could take up to 25 minutes.

@debornair99 Obviously not, we will nowhere under Ineos

Are Ineos and Manchester United gonna try to compete on the biggest stage such as UCL with Shaw, Maguire, Yoro Amad, Maz ?

@AdamJoseph But you're not allowed to say anything bad about them

Alexander Isak & Florian Wirtz stinking it up to the tune of a quarter of a billion pounds at Anfield. Two of the worst signings of the season & also were the two deals that (consecutively) broke the English transfer record.

@UTDFondre This is some of the dumbest fucking shit ive ever read

Before Erik ten Hag was sacked, Manchester United were in 14th place in the Premier League. I think some of you are forgetting that Ruben Amorim was 5th before he got sacked, just because he called out the board and demanded better players. And wait some of you were expecting Rúben Amorim to perform miracles with that same set of players? The system he instilled in these players is now completely gone they’ve gone back to playing individual football and relying on individual brilliance to win games.

@UtdXclusive Hopefully he'll get rid of that dickhead then

🚨💣 BREAKING: Gary Neville's The Overlap has bought Manchester United influencer Mark Goldbridge's YouTube channels. In an eyebrow-raising move, the former United defender's media firm will team up with the content creator, who is famous for his explosive rants. The Overlap has paid an undisclosed seven-figure sum for The United Stand and That's Football, as they seek to build 'one of the most exciting football communities in the world'. The deal will see Goldbridge continue to front both channels, which have a combined 3.7m subscribers, while what is being described as 'a significant expansion' will follow. The United Stand will be extended to include 'Stick to United', which will feature former players and journalists and 'The Daily United', a daily United news strand. Other major clubs across Europe will also be targeted. [@MikeKeegan_DM]

@UTDFondre No he didnt, shut up

Ruben Amorim wasn’t this poor, at least he had a clear tactical identity that everyone could see. What has Michael Carrick offered since the initial manager bounce?

@Malachians The starting 11 was fine, injures and all but how the fuck wasn't thete 2 changes made at HT Phil?

I understand people criticizing Carrick for the starting lineup but 9 of that starting 11 picked itself because he had no other options. Ugarte is obviously not good enough for Utd and he’s a liability in that midfield but none of the academy kids in MF look ready. I’m certain if Carrick had another option he wouldn’t play him. Really disappointing result tonight due to an appalling first half.

@StretfordPaddck Pathetic

Thoughts on the red card, reds. #MUFC

@AdamJoseph He needs to be sold too, he cant stay fit and now just back and gone for 3 games. Idiot behaviour

That's an idiotic decision from Lisandro Martinez. Always going to bed a red card. Can't pull Dominic Calvert-Lewin's hair. You've made the referee's decision for him once you do it. Doesn't matter how strong the pull is or not. x.com/kaihavertzclip…

@AdamJoseph Should be 4 down for sure, worst its been since Carrick come in. Ugarte is pure dog shit and Mazaroui is getting rinsed, subs needed at HT

First half thoughts: - What an embarrassing defensive display - Arguably could be 4-0 down - Getting killed in the air at set pieces too - Worst half under Carrick, no contest - Casemiro without Mainoo.. it's been bad - Mazraoui, Yoro, Martinez, Ugarte awful - Changes cannot wait

@nuthatch123 Keown is the biggest tit going 😂😂😂😂

Listening to Keown get rattled is mint. How on earth is this not Arsenals title to lose? This would be the worst bottlejob ever.

@UtdActive Why would you want any of them? Stop now

Who do we sign from Tottenham if they get relegated?

@Diego_Leon_hq No

Now that Tottenham Hostpur relegation is almost certified, Would you like the INEOS to bring Micky van de Ven to Manchester United ?

@NoContextBrits A frying pan

What’s missing from this breakfast?