John Ardel

@HumansNoContext Otter Moms, hey I was close before they settled on Pops

What do you call these in your language?

@PeteDamilatis Mike seems to have a short fuse with you lately, you’re probably not gonna believe this but I’ve heard italian people might have a temper

@ProFootballTalk The moment an NFL player begins competing, once it’s a competition it’s impossible to have them take it easy, they’ll go all in and the risk for injury goes up exponentially, don’t teams make it part of their contract what players can do in the offseason?

Th prospect of using current players for Olympic flag football in 2028 raises plenty of questions for the players and their teams, starting with the potential risk of injury. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@mountainman_mc @HumboldtToiyabe I’ve always wondered why pro athletes don’t do all their training at altitude so when they play at elevation their bodies have more oxygen than it’s used to it should perform better

@HenrichsenJohn @HumboldtToiyabe That depends on their acclimation. I live at 8500 feet and don’t get winded much at all. However I hardly ever leave.

USFS teams of @HumboldtToiyabe are working to repair and clear trails. These are images of Fletcher trail and South Loop.

@Chiefs @CSimmsQB Up to this point in the season it’s my belief KC is playing the least recklessly, not burning up players by running up scores, they appear to be playing the long game best, I don’t see offensive woes because until they NEED to score 35 why focus on it?

@jasrifootball @FirstTake Point everyone is missing is Miami will burn itself out through attrition long before the postseason arrives, running around the field with your hair on fire for 20 games the injuries will inevitably begin to start claiming victims, SF for example same situation

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Stephen A Smith tells Tyreek Hill to “watch his mouth” after Tyreek says Stephen A doesn’t watch the #Dolphins games, via @FirstTake He also seemingly walked back his take that Tua only throws two yard passes and Tyreek takes them 50 yards, saying that wasn’t what he meant. “Everything that is said isn’t meant to be taken literally, of course I wasn’t trying to imply that Tua can’t throw the damn football. I certainly wasn’t implying that he wasn’t an MVP candidate. To say I don’t watch the games… Tyreek Hill, please watch your mouth.” (🎥: @DolphinsTalk)

@BrandonB36 Man you could REALLY have some fun rewriting the Bible but replace Jesus with Austin Powers

@GeorgeTakei Because he believes deep down he’s better than everyone else, special and above reproach, EXACTLY as his professional psychiatrist niece said he’d be, petulant and unable to understand why he’s not getting his way

Trump couldn’t do it. He couldn’t obey a simple gag order not to continue to threaten court staff. Judge Engoron was furious at Trump for doxxing a court clerk of his, and he ordered Trump to take down the post and stop the harassing. But Trump left the post up on a campaign website, and now the judge is rightfully furious. The campaign calls it an “oversight” but it sure feels like a direct violation of the order. Sanctions are likely, stay tuned…

@BrandonB36 Guess this means we’re all about to have a rough bowel movement with Tom Arnold in the next stall over at some point in our future

@BrandonB36 Who knew Austin Powers was really a prophet

@lexiosborne @Chiefs Be careful of what Travis Kelce tells you, I saw this chick on YouTube say he was naughty AND sneaky

Travis Kelce on what people need to wear if they want to dress up as he & Taylor Swift for Halloween. 😂🎃👨🏻 Via @Chiefs YouTube

@HumansNoContext Free falling

What song would you play here?

@ChiefsOverload @TomPelissero In unrelated news women in their 60s have taken up a sudden interest in football

He just said WHAT?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

@AnnieAgar @Stadium Sorry just can’t find my passion for College sports

guys here’s my @Stadium hot take: msu will cover against michigan🫡 what do you guys think or what’s your hot take? send us a fan video to this link: watchstadium.com/submit for a chance to be on Red Corner/Blue Corner and the best video wins $100 gift card 👏🏼

@DorseyRuben2 @PFTPMPosse @PeteDamilatis @CSimmsQB This is what makes a championship team, grown men acting like 8 year olds just having fun = much less tension, overall camaraderie and morale, last time we witnessed them playing in the snow they went on to take it all

😂 this team man vibes are high

@CoffeyTimeNews Mashed potatoes heavy with butter and chocolate shakes

My daughter has been having a hard time eating since her visit with the orthodontist last week, when she had a metal spacer contraption installed. So today I made her this Creamy, Potato, Bacon and Mushroom soup I think she’s really gonna like it 😁

@krassenstein Jim Jordon lost the vote despite that this time all of America knows there were several faulty voting devices used in his bid

Four UPDATES on US Speaker Of House Vote: 1) Jim Jordan says he accepts he lost after he has lost a secret ballot in committee. 2) Steve Scalise says that the House will wait until Monday to continue to figure this mess out. 3) Former Speaker Kevin McCarthy: "I'm concerned about where we go from here" 4) Republican Dusty Johnson: "We're back to square one" Looks like we have another 3 days, at least, without a Speaker during this crucial time in America. What will the solution be?

@HumansNoContext They should name it after the cat’s actions where models travel, a Felinepathway or something

@jennaxkc Who do you think gets star struck the hardest? Travis Kelce meeting Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Reynolds meeting a guy who knows Patrick Mahomes?

Everyone is delulu now huh? 🤭 This kid isn’t missing a Thursday practice, for a Sunday game. Period. People better realize this man is a professional. #ChiefsKingdom #Swifties