Henry Clay

John Quintessentially Aristocratic just wants to be President like his dad (who was a disaster as President). On the other hand, I want to Make America Great by implementing my American System.

We are going to build roads and canals like the world has never seen before. Europe considers us a backwater... SAD! The merchants tell me they can't even move around the country. We must take action before it' TOO LATE!

John Quincy Adams (more accurately John Quintessentially Aristocratic) has some good ideas, but would rather govern the country like a feudal Lord over his fief than the President of this republic.

Old-Timey William Crawford would set us back to the Articles of Confederation if he had his way. He views the states as more important than the union itself. Sad! In reality, the Union is more than the sum of its parts. With my American System, we can truly Make America Great.

Crazy Andrew Jackson and Old Lunatic Martin Van Buren oppose my American System because they think it's unconstitutional when in reality they would tear up the constitution in a heartbeat if it meant more power for them.

It's so easy to get goods and people from place to place in Europe. But here, good luck crossing rivers and going over swampy and muddy terrain. Crazy Andrew Jackson wants to keep America that way because he doesn't know what a country needs to run.

We are the laughingstock in European company boardrooms. They think we don't know any better, importing their cheap and crappy goods at the expense of our own industries. NO MORE! The American System will finally put good and honest American companies back on top.

Back when everyone was dead set on tearing this country apart over the issue of slavery, I was one of the few who was trying to get everyone to see common ground. This is the mindset we need to go along with my American System to Make America Great.

I'm one of the few people willing to stand up to British attacks on our Commerce, but when killing 2,500 English soldiers in New Orleans is at the top of your resume, maybe being President is not the job for you.

Crazy Andrew Jackson thinks he has what it takes to be President but one of the only things he's good at is killing... like hanging British citizens with NO (ZERO) authority... like a deranged butcher, but at least the butcher is good for the economy.

The Delaware River and Chesapeake Bay Canal must be finished! All of the merchants tell me how much easier their business would be if there was a Canal between the Delaware and Chesapeake Bay... what's good for them is bound to be good for the United States.

Crazy Andrew Jackson wants to make himself Dictator of the United States. I remember when everyone was celebrating him for his Illegal Excursion in Florida... I was the only one who saw him for who he is... a cheat and a wanna-be Julius Caesar (but less intelligent).

For far too long, our good & honest American companies have struggled as British companies line their pockets. We will put a stop to this with my American System.

I will be running for President of the United States as a Democratic-Republican. We will Make America Great with tariffs on foreign imports and more Spending on infrastructure projects.