Henry In Paris

Kindergartener: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Kindergartener: You forgot to give me a straw for my milk

@ElGuey85 @Skeme8484 @CWBChicago Drivers have long been able to get away with killing people with few consequences. This isn’t a new problem, nor is it specific to Chicago. If you wanna kill someone and get away with it, do it in a car and call it an “accident” freakonomics.com/podcast/the-pe…

@Skeme8484 @CWBChicago This is all part of the bail reform

A woman has been charged with striking and killing a bicyclist in Lincoln Square while driving under the influence. A judge denied prosecutors' requests to keep her in jail. cwbchicago.com/2023/12/chicag…

@fuzzyfromyt Ballparks can design outfields anyway as hey want. You want a river cutting across? You got it. Series of tubes that return the ball to the infield if you hit it into a hole? Absolutely

If you were MLB commissioner for a day, what’s the first thing you change? 🤔

@PritzkerForPrez Top right guy always gave me “onion on the street interview” vibes

"Socialists for Pritzker is washed" "He's a psy-op" "His tweets are hack, he'll never hit 100K followers." I read this abuse every day, and I don't care. I keep my head held high. I stand on the shoulders of the giants who came before me:

Haruko outfit for Asuka♡ #エヴァ #アスカ #FLCL

Ya ever think Freud may have just had a MILF?

the onion never misses

@Sanchez88Rick @BenPopeCST Ok tell me about another lowest point in your life

Corey Perry apologies for his misconduct and re-emphasizes it had nothing to do with any other players’ families. He says he’s working with professionals to address an alcohol abuse problem.

@reporterchris @2ndCityHockey

Corey Perry has released a statement in which he apologized for his recent actions and says he's now taking steps to seek treatment for mental health and alcohol struggles.

Absolutely horrific ride to school this morning. We biked north on Kedzie passing Armitage. Ahead of us were the usual amount of cars trying to zoom through the unprotected bike lane to illegally pass on the right. There was a longer line of traffic than usual and ... (1/X

I don’t need Spotify to quantify how much I listened to “Int’l Players Anthem” this year. It was a lot

Not now honey, Daddy’s making memes about his cat and Henry Kissinger dying on the same day

BREAKING NEWS: Noted Crazy Frog fan Henry Kissinger has died at the age of 100.

Like for Shadow, Ignore for Henry Kissinger