Henry “ferda big dick” Johnson

Yes I finished the super mega tank in one day

Birthday Plans 8 AM 💦🍆✊🏼 9 AM 😴🛏️ 10 AM 😴🛏️ 11 AM 💦🍆✊🏼 12 PM ❄️🍻 1 PM🫃🤵‍♀️ 2 PM ❄️🍺 3 PM ❄️🍺 4 PM ❄️🍺 5 PM ❄️🍺 6 PM 🌭🦧 7 PM ❄️🍺 8 PM ❄️🍺 9 PM ❄️🍺 10 PM 🥩🥃❄️ 11 PM 🥩🥃❄️ 12 AM 🗣️🦻🏻😑 1 AM 🤜🏻👱🏼‍♀️ 2 AM 👮🏼‍♂️🚓

@finklesack39604 They are definitely ripping tank

So if aliens exists u think they know about galaxy gas… #galaxygas #bob

At the ripe age of 20 I finally understand what my mom meant when she said we have food at home #broke

Everyone my age has an internship and I’m just home for the summer and the only things I do is go to the gym and sit around my house like a loser

I’m done with sports betting

My buddy has never heard of leg day #pussy

Black history month is the shortest month of the year for a reason…

@drewpeacock31 homosexual = mentally ill

At work today a customer went to my boss and complained that I was making homophobic comments because I was making fun of gay pride month #shrinkliberals

Not falling for my moms rage bait while home for the summer

I need a job

@ShlongSimo64566 Ask them about hitler

just landed in germany and they know what’s up

Accidentally made a racial comment at the american airline worker

I fucking missed my flight

Finally going home today goodbye ttown see you in 3 months

There’s no point of drinking without blow

Rainy day in ttown u know what that means

Should have cuffed that hookup that’s been going on for the past 2 years lowkey

New level of boredom (sopranos and a case of claws) #lank