Henry Knight🍥

See you tomorrow morning Death💀:

Blood doing emergency evacuation from your dick the moment you get caught in bed with someone’s wife

The Biggest team in the World plays football today🤍🔥

The greatest comeback in history.

As long as mom is healthy and keeps smiling, life is beautiful.

The afternoon Fabrizio Romano announced Vinicius Junior wouldn’t win the Ballon d’Or bro, Twitter was too sweet,28th October 2024😂

@0panaa_1 @Yhaa_Queen kwasia

@killeures send Camavinga to PSG for free and send whoever that wants Rodri in Real Madrid to prison

Give up on 23 years old Camavinga but bring 30 years old Rodri without knees, funny fan base

@theMadridZone @SkySports

🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane is a DOUBT for the match vs Real Madrid. @SkySports

Our Muslim brothers gave us a 3 day weekend. We've repaid them with a 4 day weekend. Over to you atheists 🤝

Messi just posted his idol

Best substitution in #UCL history? 🤔

Good Morning

The four biggest footballers on the planet 🌎 Dembele’s and Rodri’s Ballon d’or can’t bring them here, neither can Yamal’s Kopa trophies 😭

🚨 Enzo Fernández: “The opponent player that impressed me the most? Toni Kroos”. “It was Real Madrid vs Chelsea at the Bernabeu, and he was so impressive. Luka Modrić too…”.

Drinking water is the most basic thing you can do for kidneys. Hydrate.

this trotro driver sped past a mechanic shop and shouted "Musah,me brake no ate nti me kɔsi ɔmo aba"….chale crazy o😭😂

🚨BREAKING : Erik Ten Hag sent Ghana FA “Hi” this morning but they blocked him without opening.

Germany scored us 2-1 at their country, if they are men they should come for a return match at Kumasi

@1unknown_eshun money man

march 👋🏾 see you again in june