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A glaringly obvious double-standard

@Boluwatiiffee So what has pendu won in Saudi, list them too

Trophies Messi & Ronaldo lost since joining Inter Miami and Al Nassr MESSI: ❌ MLS Cup (x2) ❌ US Open Cup (x3) ❌ Supporters’ Shield (x2) ❌ CONCACAF Champions Cup (x3) ❌ Leagues Cup (x2) ❌ Club World Cup RONALDO: ❌ Saudi League 22/23... see below

This how Michael Corleone was moving at the end of The Godfather I. Attending his nephew's baptism in Church like a responsible member of society, while his hitmen were at that very moment wiping out all his opps.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

It’s going to be super funny when Man United finish above them

4 days into the Kisanja naye tetunafuna ku tulo. Mutuvuga speed walai😂

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Agreement complete for Xabi Alonso to become Chelsea manager. 44yo Spaniard visited London early last week & accepted opportunity; 4yr contract now finalised - announcement imminent. Primary target throughout + wanted #CFC move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72724…

@pizzy_kay City fans think football started in 2016😂

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MIDFIELDERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@calum_davey @tomrenniesoccer You’re wasting your time explaining to someone with a preconceived conclusion

@tomrenniesoccer Take the L and hope Spurs lose tonight

It’s either a goal to West Ham or a penalty to West Ham.

@the_ceo99 @talkSPORT They’re gonna show you images instead of videos 😂

@talkSPORT Can someone show me Arsenal goals from corners where they are committed such fouls for Christ sake, why are this man them running this ugly cheap agenda on Arsenal? What sort of gaslighting is this?

🤦‍♂️ Gabby: "Strange decision... Arsenal have scored so many goals from exactly that!" 😤 Jeff: "It's a foul, but Trossard has both arms around Pablo! Rice has both arms around Mavropanos!" Stelling and Agbonlahor react to #WHUFC v #AFC VAR controversy! 😳

@sundaykayode201 @dom_N5 @Dr_inspire8 @adamkeys_ @dondekojo Bruno got his form in Jan guys, don’t be biased.

@dom_N5 @Dr_inspire8 @adamkeys_ @dondekojo Ozil dropped form late December that season..he had 15 assists before the second half of the season but couldn't manage more than 4 in the next half.

Mesut Özil holds the record for the most chances created in a single Premier League season (146 in 15/16). That season, he finished with 19 assists and six open play goals. Bruno Fernandes has created 120 chances, has 19 assists and four open play goals. Özil wasn’t in the TOTS.

What do you mean with “your best life”? Roaming around Bandali every weekend, dating and f*cking around in what you term and body exploration, taking sponsored trips around the world? Fill me in please with this best life theory🙏🏽

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.” I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point? Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.” Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie. Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life. I got to the gate completely out of breath. The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.” People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead. I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

The day a blind man sees. The first thing he throws away is the stick that has helped him all his life

No, seriously Where's the catch with this woman I seriously don't believe a CEO could just come and *start listening to what the fans want*

@MUFCCruiseNG @PeakSxnti The stupidity sums up there tweet😂

@PeakSxnti They celebrated it and have the hope of winning it but yours ain't winning anything this season bruh 😔

PSG Celebrating reaching the champions league final last season... You lot just become stupid on purpose when it comes to Arsenal.

West Ham, you either win or play against Bristol City next season.

@IamHaxx You’ve been shifting goalposts all season man, ain’t you tired😂

a 50 year old fan pretending drink tear from Arsenal bottle is normal but a kid celebrating a goal with his dad is a virus 🤦‍♂️

He’s not just an inventor he’s the kind of mind that refuses to accept the world as it is