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Heoffery

@HeoffHuich

CanuckAF, drop out, ragamuffin. English/Español/Português, more coming soon. no I will not proof read my tweets. let's be neighbours

Where Milk Comes in Bags Katılım Nisan 2009
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eminemily
eminemily@himynameisemily·
bnl supremacy
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eminemily
eminemily@himynameisemily·
how can i help it :) if i think ur funny :) when :) ur :) mad :)
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
I fear that in this case, the first time was a farce, the second, a tragedy
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Picking up modern Greek again, I forgot how much I dread the complex article system. I know eventually it will be second nature and ndb, but in the short term it's daunting
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Burger King sells ice cream, Dairy Queen sells burgers. It's time for the fast food aristocracy to have its Castile and Aragon moment
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Coming back to a Canada where Tim Hortons closes at 11pm and sells flatbread pizza like:
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
The 1960s Jorge of the Jungle holds up, only because everyone they encountered in their cartoon Africa was either a 19th century Brit, or a 1950's New Yorker
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Serious question, how did they find a guy named "Confucius" in the "Spring and Autumn" period of the Zhou Dynasty?
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
The invention of the iPhone marks the end of late antiquity
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Latinos respond to my WhatsApp message with text not audio challenge ! (impossible)
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
I have become pathologically incapable of showering without my havaianas. I think I am becoming Brazilian
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eminemily
eminemily@himynameisemily·
When are we going to make lobbying illegal
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
So glad my wife is too short to see on top of the fridge otherwise I'd have to clean it way more often
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
Anyone else remember singing the vaguely racist Hispanic version of "I'm in the Lord's Army" in Sunday school?
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
How far along are we in the process of smooth going from a complement (charismatic) to an insult (smooth brained)? I know when my brother calls me smooth, it's not a complement
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Mason Mennenga
Mason Mennenga@masonmennenga·
my least ex-evangelical opinion is that the problem isn’t paul but the evangelical interpretation of paul
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Heoffery
Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
At this point, I functionally speak 3 languages, which is: Impressive compared to the average anglophone Mediocre compared to the average European A bit low compared to the average 10-year-old refugee
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Heoffery@HeoffHuich·
I don't think my house could have more ants if it was in Macondo.
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Sisyphus, but he's washing the dishes without a dishwasher.
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