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@TeetsTv If I tell my teammate that I will peek on their contact, they will 99% of the time swing and break our positioning :^) Plat/dia IQ.

If I even hint at using my Veto trip to take space my teammates want to run me over with their car #VALORANT

After playing plat-dia lobbies last act doing alright why am I in silver/gold lobbies as plat losing 30rr/winning 13rr?

Plat/dia is unplayable rn I dont give a fck what anyone says. 2 Days 5 games on main I have to report and mute at least 2 teammates not to mention smurfs. I swap to alt account in same elo: Same story except at least 1 teammate actually tries to play and comm with me. Rito wtf?

Game's fkin how many years old and still no consistently actually competitive games in "ranked."

@biist1val @SeniormanKelzz Hyvin :^)

@SeniormanKelzz 1. 30/0.5 =60 + 10 =70 2. 30/15(half of 30)=2 +10 =12

@absivlr @VALORANT Frick.

Really motivating when my mmr is so good and i get 2 throwers on the rank up game fix your shit @VALORANT

So, an AI “band” who cite us as an influence (ie, it’s modelled off our music) have just overtaken us on Spotify, in only TWO months. It’s shocking, it’s disheartening, it’s insulting - most importantly - it’s a wake up call. Oppose AI music, or bands like us stop existing.

I had a roughly 3 week break from Valorant. I came back to soloque for 2 days. Roughly some 10 games. It's too heavy. Time to take a break.

I made the mistake of soloqueuing again. I should monetize this elo hell on twitch or something.

The government knows when you masturbate.

@absivlr @RoundsGG Niiice this is fire :D

made this intro for @RoundsGG :D

Fucking hell! I don't want to figure out how to carry deaf mute blind inters 1v9. I want to figure out how to do my best 5v5. Can we make soloque this?????

@absivlr Ilmiannan aina.

@HeppiZ Always say ”ez” when you win against toxic team :)

It's ez to type ez after u win. It's ez to be an asshole. Do the hard thing. Say gg. Or don't say anything. Be glad u won and move on.

You premades who only shittalk randoms in voice. Do you realize ur making sure u lose? Are you at least deranking on purpose?

LFT VALORANT EU 20 🇫🇮🇬🇧 Vocal in and out of game flash/smoke main available almost everyday of the week 16-23 cet Serious & long term project offers only I like to watch vods and I am comfortable in hearing critique and learning from it t3 scrim/tourney exp and bootcamp exp

How it feels to argue with MAGA about almost anything now.

@onlyDeso nii

@HeppiZ No sori..

Back in CS:GO times Faceit lvl 3-7 ppl knew fucking basic smokes. Now they don't. Yes I know they adjusted the levels. No it's not an excuse to be shittarded.

Started adding nice and sporty players from soloq to try increase quality of my games. I've considered maybe trying to set up a small community of Val players who want good quality games. Also thought about streaming but gonna need better GPU for that. Just thinking out loud.