Amy G.

court is so embarrassing like your honor can we please talk in the hallway

i was in church yesterday when this girl called to borrow my jorts but i said i couldn’t give any out because they were gifts. plus I haven’t even won any of them. she said no problem, and we ended the call on good terms, just to see this

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

I wonder how old I’ll be when I get my first car, buy/rent my first home, travel out to all my dream countries… I hope it doesn’t take too long.

A large portion of marriages in Nigeria are Open marriages, it's just closed on the women's side.

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

Chioma goodhair on curiosity made me ask

Curious: which year do you think Nigeria’s woes of bad governance start?

Give me the kind of good news from around the world that nobody ever talks about... but should.

I’m going to marry this woman and contribute to her happiness for as long as time exists for us.

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

See eh, there was a time I wanted to break up with my wife when we were dating. This was around 2019. She was beautiful quite alright, but not as beautiful as she looks now in this picture. She was much more darker, didn’t dress so well as I thought I would have liked. What was the main reason I wanted to breakup? It was because of the kind of girls I saw on instagram. Pretty dress to kill baddies on instagram. Those were the kind of girls I said I wanted to go for. Forgetting that those girls only post their best pictures, edits and makeup. It was a discussion with a friend that saved me. He said, “when you make enough money, turn your babe into the instagram standard you want”. That was it. Now I have the most naturally beautiful woman you can find, and she is everything a wife should be. Not these dragon feminists around. I thank God everyday that I didn’t make that foolish mistake. Young men looking to get married, you can go for looks oh, but it is not the ultimate. Money will bring out that beauty in your woman.

I need this woman forcibly removed from my gym

My dad said "would you be the first to be a pharmacist in Nigeria?" I hate that man with everything in me.

If it took us 3 days to get to the Moon in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026? 🤔