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James Lynch

@HeroJamesLynch

6'4'' short Writer and artist of science-fiction/fantasy novels and comic books. he/him/his I got depression

South Milwaukee, WI Katılım Ağustos 2013
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James Lynch
James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
Once, a young man named Joe met a girl named Val. He thought she was the girl of his dreams. The Kaian Star Empire had other plans for him and his family. A fun, fast-paced space opera, the Crowns saga is available now in paperback and ebook editions. amazon.com/dp/B092MWFQ2D?…
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I’m sending you a telepathic message. Did you get it yet?
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James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
@LittleMissLizz I mean, I don't think you're a serial killer, but how can I really be sure?
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
Many of my real life friendships - people I travel w/, visit & text - began w/ a “we’ve been online friends for years & know neither of us are serial killers, wanna actually hang out?” message. I dislike a lot about social media but I’ve truly met some of my favorite people here.
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Somebody offered me $17 for a MINT CONDITION, first pressing of ‘Blonde On Blonde’ & this is going to be my Marvel villain origins story, i just know it.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
It is possible that I have a favorite color...
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James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
@LittleMissLizz Or, if you're as clumsy as me, a great way to spill and scald yourself.
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James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
@LittleMissLizz I don't know how to tell you this, but, you actually are still an absolute badass.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
The one cool part of moving is finding reminders that you used to be an absolute badass & that there’s still time to be that little badass again. (Haven’t seen this in about 8 years.)
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James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
@LittleMissLizz I'd offer to help but my back has been bothering me and also I live half a country away. I can be lifting heavy things in spirit for you, though.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
I dunked my head in bleach again. Happy Saturday. ✨
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
Do you ever just feel like a flesh ravioli stuffed with emotions & excellent taste in music?
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
Happy Friday/Valentine’s Day, from my frostbitten skull to yours ❤️
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
We are SO close to half priced chocolate day. Stay the course.
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James Lynch@HeroJamesLynch·
@LittleMissLizz You've got it backwards. Property values will drop when they can no longer use "there's an adorable pixie that dances at the bus stop" as a selling point.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
The property value will probably go up next week when I move to my new place & no longer start the day manufacturing my own Serotonin at the bus stop at 7am, but they’re gonna miss me whether they are willing to admit it or not.
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@LittleMissLizz Are those oranges in your eye sockets or are you just happy to see me?
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
I think this is my favorite self portrait. Also, I wish I was on Laugh-In, but you probably already knew that.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
The rumors are true. I froze the lake.
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The Sassiest Semite@LittleMissLizz·
Men need to be way less cocky. Never forget that Howard the Duck scored with Leah Thompson & you did not.
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