James Lynch

Once, a young man named Joe met a girl named Val. He thought she was the girl of his dreams. The Kaian Star Empire had other plans for him and his family. A fun, fast-paced space opera, the Crowns saga is available now in paperback and ebook editions. amazon.com/dp/B092MWFQ2D?…

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@LittleMissLizz That would explain a lot.

@LittleMissLizz Is it about burritos?

I’m sending you a telepathic message. Did you get it yet?

@LittleMissLizz I mean, I don't think you're a serial killer, but how can I really be sure?

Many of my real life friendships - people I travel w/, visit & text - began w/ a “we’ve been online friends for years & know neither of us are serial killers, wanna actually hang out?” message. I dislike a lot about social media but I’ve truly met some of my favorite people here.

@scubaphotopnw @LittleMissLizz That's a very... Enterprising amount to offer.

@LittleMissLizz How about $17.01? *Ducking*

Somebody offered me $17 for a MINT CONDITION, first pressing of ‘Blonde On Blonde’ & this is going to be my Marvel villain origins story, i just know it.

@LittleMissLizz Is it...?

It is possible that I have a favorite color...

@LittleMissLizz Also yes, I can make pasta.

@LittleMissLizz You say that until you find out I drive a Prius C.

@LittleMissLizz Or, if you're as clumsy as me, a great way to spill and scald yourself.

@LittleMissLizz I don't know how to tell you this, but, you actually are still an absolute badass.

The one cool part of moving is finding reminders that you used to be an absolute badass & that there’s still time to be that little badass again. (Haven’t seen this in about 8 years.)

@LittleMissLizz I'd offer to help but my back has been bothering me and also I live half a country away. I can be lifting heavy things in spirit for you, though.

@LittleMissLizz The blonde still looks spectacular.

I dunked my head in bleach again. Happy Saturday. ✨

@LittleMissLizz Yes. Wait, change that to "overstuffed," then yes.

Do you ever just feel like a flesh ravioli stuffed with emotions & excellent taste in music?

@LittleMissLizz 👀

Happy Friday/Valentine’s Day, from my frostbitten skull to yours ❤️

@LittleMissLizz 👀

We are SO close to half priced chocolate day. Stay the course.

@LittleMissLizz You've got it backwards. Property values will drop when they can no longer use "there's an adorable pixie that dances at the bus stop" as a selling point.

The property value will probably go up next week when I move to my new place & no longer start the day manufacturing my own Serotonin at the bus stop at 7am, but they’re gonna miss me whether they are willing to admit it or not.

@LittleMissLizz Are those oranges in your eye sockets or are you just happy to see me?

I think this is my favorite self portrait. Also, I wish I was on Laugh-In, but you probably already knew that.

@LittleMissLizz I'm not sure no one would expect it, but this song has prevented more than a few homicides: youtube.com/watch?v=976b8T…

@LittleMissLizz Now you need to let it go.

The rumors are true. I froze the lake.

@LittleMissLizz Not to brag, but I have no self-esteem whatsoever.

Men need to be way less cocky. Never forget that Howard the Duck scored with Leah Thompson & you did not.