Herr Sensenmann

@AngelaBelcamino Same could be said about Coloradans, Texans, Californian's, I am from Colorado Springs, Colorado and it's always some person in a Colorado, Texas or California license plate that can't drive for shit. The Floridians are afraid to drive the speed limit here.

Hear me out— Floridians are the worst drivers.

@buffys Herr Sensenmann is a nickname the German's gave me when I was stationed in Boblingen during the early 2000's. Fitting because of what I use to do for the US Army. "Herr Sensenmann" when translated from German is "Mr. Grim Reaper".

explain your username

@Its_burkes Wait a minute...🤔🤔Aint this the same woman that was cheated out of $300 for hair she did for a fat woman who had to "go to the ATM"? Can't trust no one here man! 🤥🤥😤😡🤬🤬😎

This can't be real 😩

@ick_real How Social Media is ruining life.

If you got paid $70K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ?

@DKCasino In Colorado Springs, Colorado where I live. I am tired of driving either 1 or 2 hours one way to either Cripple Creek or Black Hawk.

If you could build a casino anywhere in the world - where would you choose and why? (admin’s curious)

@kaiba755 Congrats man, I know it's hard. My sister used a variety of drugs and pills for over 2 decades, was clean for a little while then took one pill laced with fentanyl and it killed her. She was 40 years old. Don't fuck up your second chance, otherwise you deserve every bit of pain.

Left: homeless, shooting cocktails of heroin, fentanyl & cocaine. Right: jogging with my dad.. the man who saved my life and got me off the streets on July 21, 2024. 654 days sober. I’m on vacation with my parents. Me and my dad went for a 9km run through the woods this morning… nothing crazy, but it meant everything. He’s my best friend. Without him and my mom, I wouldn’t be here. For the first time in over 15 years, I’m living a real life and I’m actually happy. Two years ago, it looked very different. I was homeless, depressed, shooting cocktails every day. I stole from innocent people just to survive and feed my addiction. I watched friends die… and deep down I knew I’d be next if I didn’t stop. That’s what finally broke me. Today I’m still here. Grateful for this second chance. Change is possible. We do recover.

@BigWave372 That is the most exercise that woman has gotten ever in her life. I hope the stylist gets her money and that other woman goes to jail.

Customer needs to get money out of ATM goes wrong😡🤬😤

@TheJoeySwoll Funny how it is always the Blacks that accuse White's of being racist. But when a Black does something racist to a White, we just call them ignorant and post on X about it.

A woman I called out last week for filming a man in the gym to make fun of him posted attacking me saying the only reason I did a video on her was because “she was black and I was racist”. I replied to her that the man I defended in the video was also black… and she blocked me. 😂

@SaraSmartist As Dr. Evil would say, "How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch Bastard!" (Goldmember: 2002) As Myself: "Maybe he is short and is trying to compensate." Also as myself: "I don't care about the size of his stack, as long as they eventually become part of my stack". Plot twist: He has OCD.

I just know in my poker bones, this player's chip stack gonna tilt some folks.

@lowstakesdre Update: Police have arrested a suspect. Side note: I miss the group LMFAO and their hit song, "I'm in Tampa Bitch"....paraphrasing of course.

@Herr_Sensenmann Lmfao.

8pm: Drove to Derby to fire the $180/$16,000. 8:25pm: Get seated with 30,000 starting stack. Blinds are 400/800/800. I’ve got 37 bigs. 8:27: First hand off the deck, I call a single raise with 5-6 suited. It ends up multiway as both blinds call. I win on: J-5-9-Q-3 checks thru all streets. 8:52: pick up 99, UTG raises, he is 78 years old, I decide to flat instead of 3bet. SB calls. 3 ways to the flop: Q-Q-8 with two clubs. SB donk jams. UTG folds. I decide he isn’t doing this with a Q. I call off with 99. I get the good news, he has T-8o. Turn is a T. GG. -$180. 9:00pm: I drive home.

@kilbluff1985 @HCLPokerShow Aussie Aussie Aussie...Oi oi oi...what's up braj? I don't watch as much as I use to and don't really comment any more. Hard to do so watching from a TV anyway lol.

@Herr_Sensenmann @HCLPokerShow They tweeted it 3 days ago

🚨 MAJOR EVENTS COMING SOON 🚨 May 14-15: Mega Cash Mania June: WSOP High Stakes Live June 12: Million Dollar Game

@3rubengoat @MrBeast A) There was more than "exactly" 1 like. B) You were an hour early. C) He was the person who did as his post prompted so there was never a winner. D) He doesn't actually respond to tweets from anyone he doesn't actually know.

MrBeast just scammed me, I’ve finally won a challenge and he didn’t pay me, he even turned off his dms so I couldn’t message him. Looks like all of your videos are fake after all Jimmy @MrBeast

@lowstakesdre That's good brother. My wife and I started investing in 2002, putting 20% of our ROI into a savings and the rest back into our investments. Today we have real estate, businesses and stocks/bonds/treasury notes, etc. and we don't plan on stopping even after we retire in 12 years.

@Herr_Sensenmann It took me an entire year to go from 0BTC to .20BTC. I ain’t selling.

I guess the CEO of Bitcoin made some strategic moves and it’s starting to pay off.

@IAmSteveHarvey COPS.

What sitcom theme song had you singing every word like it was your own song?

@TheJoeySwoll Wait...am I a man? I am 6'4" and 265lbs. I can bench press 350lbs, multiple reps and sets. My PR for bench is 500lbs, once.

@senortilt @MonkeyTilt Hard pass Sam, I think you will either stop this after losing $5M or are shut down for fraud, my bet is the ladder. Prove me wrong!

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@mauricehawkins Don't you have a bankruptcy to worry about? How the hell does someone who made over $7M in poker file for bankruptcy? You aren't as smart as you think you are if it is even true.

Ambition can’t be quantified, just admired .#Summer loading