
Jmax 💎
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Jmax 💎
@Hesjmax
Passionate about Crypto and Web3 Trying something new On Blockchains | @askjuneai @succinctlabs



Just rented a girlfriend and paid her $20,000 to be in a one month relationship Needed this break from crypto

Unfortunately, due to ongoing and originally unforeseen circumstances, we are forced to.. see more...

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We listen we don't judge: With an image share one crypto you held from moon to dust currently.

He just found out the gold plated chip on your SIM card is actually real gold 🪙



People always ask me, “Why don’t you date Saga?” and honestly… I just laugh. Because how do I even explain it? That’s not just Saga — that’s my brother, my gist partner, my partner-in-crime. That’s the person I run to after every event like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” And before I even finish talking, we’re already laughing. We talk about everything… and yes, everyone too. No filter, no stress, just pure vibes. Can I date Saga? No. Can I marry him? Absolutely not. Not because he’s not attractive — please, let’s be serious, he’s very charming — but we’ve gone past that point. He’s family to me now. Real, genuine, irreplaceable family. Saga is special in a way romance can’t even touch. He just gets me. No explanations needed. We’re 100% partners in crime… but strictly friendship. No entanglements, no confusion — just love in its purest form. "— liqourose Moral lesson- Love is indeed blind 😎

No wonder they hosted the Presidency to dinner. They finally found mumu and could not believe their luck.

No man deserves this for free

The most powerful country in the world is begging the rest of the world to come help it fight just one country under sanctions for over 40 years. The most powerful military is experiencing internal mutiny. Soldiers are refusing to put their boots on the ground to fight for Israel Iran's military is completely decimated and you are still begging for help to invade it? See you in 5 - 10 years. Persians will swallow your military and hang their bodies on the mountain tops. Long live Persia!







