Alison

Schrödinger's NHS worker: Simultaneously too important to strike, but not important enough to be paid properly.

How do we get more female representation in F1?

Not now sweetie, an airline was mean to my favourite F1 driver

Alpine 🤝 Ryanair Random Seat Allocation

'Hello sir! And welcome to Glasgow'

if you like Sebastian Vettel, raise your hand. if you don’t, raise your standards

Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….

BREAKING: man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress stands by man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress

The moment two men are released from an immigration van after a stand-off involving hundreds of protesters in Kenmure Street in Glasgow. More ➡️ bbc.in/33HYXft

Any arrests last night at the protests over football? Asking for woman holding candles

@Mark_Dodyk Can I have a pony? 🐴

@Mark_Dodyk Same except I’d have a farm so I can have allllll the animals

Introverts miss outside too it's you ppl we don't miss loooooool.

I’m officially a Northerner now I guess 🤷‍♀️

@AlanGoodLD The access across Grt Ancoats St changed within the 30 mins I went to Aldi and back yesterday.... talk about confusing!

Disruption is to be expected on roadworks, but we need to prioritise the safety of pedestrians. Great Ancoats Street is a major ring road. It's dangerous not to have temporary pedestrian lights here - yesterday I reported this and hopefully we can get this sorted ASAP.

The Prime Minister has no idea how areas the Prime Minister puts into Tier 3 can get out of Tier 3. The rest is noise.

Plot twist that nobody excepted: Manchester secedes before Scotland.

This Sainsbury’s social media chap has a better grasp of reality than the best-paid columnists in the country. Kudos to Chris.

Said it once and will say it again The only thing men have is the audacity