Hexen Flexer

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Hexen Flexer

Hexen Flexer

@HexenFlexer

Katılım Ocak 2026
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FIFA@FIFAcom·
The reason Japan fans clean the stadium after each game. Respect. 🤝🇯🇵
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The Last Great Arrakian Dynasty
We are post-scarcity in a lot of things, but preparing dinner just now one was very noticeable — salt. Salt used to be a major economic input, was an early foundation of the Venetian economy, wars were fought over the income of salt pan areas, a man was “worth his salt.” Now, when you are almost done with a jar of olives you dump the brine in the sink to drain the jar more easily because you aren’t going to do anything with the brine, the salt in your cupboard is $0.50 a pound.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@thegamersjoint Everything nowadays is just orchestraslop. It's all trying to be bigger than what it is, like the creators are ashamed they're making anything less than fine art.
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Cynical
Cynical@thegamersjoint·
Here's something that's bothered me about the Ratchet & Clank games since the PS3 Future series (aside from the common humor loss complaint) The music has lost all of its flavor compared to the PS2 Trilogy
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@mayhem_twin @Arnoriuss @EndymionYT Heyyy wait a second, are you pretending to not understand things in order to make discourse about this topic impossible, so you can continue to drum up support for your gay race-communism utopia?
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Dany 🏳️‍🌈
Dany 🏳️‍🌈@mayhem_twin·
@HexenFlexer @Arnoriuss @EndymionYT Gardening isn’t a “female hobby” anymore than gaming is male. Sure, it’s marketed more towards women but hobbies aren’t actually gendered because everyone likes different things regardless of gender. There’s plenty of men who garden. 🙄 Why not cater to both?
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Endymion
Endymion@EndymionYT·
Video games are a male hobby, the difference is men are fine with you being in their hobby as long as you're not annoying. It's sort of like how make up is a predominantly female hobby/industry. Men aren't bitching that you guys also get 75% market share of every clothing store either, cause we get it. Women buy more clothes than men it makes sense. Just like how men buy more video games than women do. But it's funny how only one side of this upsets you
♱ 𝔬𝔫𝔶𝔵𝔦𝔠𝔠𝔞 ♱@onyxicca

If gaming was always a male hobby, then what exactly was I doing for the last 30+ years? If a man plays video games, it's a hobby. If a woman plays video games, what is it? A job? Community service? Was I performing unauthorized access to joy? Do you see how goofy you sound?

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Sal
Sal@SaltPuddle·
@HexenFlexer @EndymionYT You should run that experiment and see for yourself my guy. Kids have fun with whatever as long as other kids are doing it with them.
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Hexen Flexer
Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@sofyamitchell According to feminist theory, you have "internalized misogyny" and acquiesce to male touch as a prelude to sex because you are fearful of saying no and you view your body as inferior. Or something like that.
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Sofya Mitchell
Sofya Mitchell@sofyamitchell·
It’s not illegal nor immoral for a man to have a healthy libido. You aren’t obligated to have sex, and he isn’t obligated to hide his desire. Both are true. As a woman, being massaged for even a minute turns me absolutely feral - does that make me a rapist?
Aksinia@Aksinia00447

@sofyamitchell No the issue is that some men don’t engage in any physical touch without trying to make it about sex. I don’t think I have ever had a guy give me a massage where he didn’t very quickly and persistently start groping me or putting his hand between my legs

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Ruxton Buxton
Ruxton Buxton@RuxtonBuxton·
@Howlingmutant0 In modern society, effort is seen as distasteful while nonchalance is admired.
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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
One time I was at a Chinese restaurant with a foreign coworker and he said “Hey what your fortune cookie say?”, and I said, not even really thinking about it, “It says ‘Help me I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory” and, to my surprise, it got a huge laugh, the guy was practically slapping the table. So some time later, like years later, I’m at a similar restaurant and the guy I’m eating with asks what my fortune is and I respond, really throwing my whole pussy into it, “You’re not gonna believe this but it says ‘Help! I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!!!”, and he just looked at me and said “Oh…funny…”
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@SaltPuddle @EndymionYT Do you think if Nerf marketed their dart guns exclusively to girls, girls would suddenly become interested in dart guns and dominate the Nerf market?
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@ShadowV1_ @honorablesaint Europeans will say with glee "Why doesn't America do this thing like we do in Europe?" and then immediately retreat into viciously defensive nationalism the moment they are compared to America by someone else.
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SV1@ShadowV1_·
@HexenFlexer @honorablesaint No. That’s what your collection of states is. We all have our own countries with their own history and cultures. You, are repeating stupid American propaganda. Europe is the continent in which our countries are geographically located. Simple.
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Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee@honorablesaint·
The European mind cannot handle that they just sort of suck. In every regard. Behind in technology, behind in behavior, sitting on a throne of self-perceived superiority. They will only say negative things because it’s America. They’ve been brainwashed to think we’re stupid, evil, and the worst people. Yet all the Europeans here have said nothing but how great the country is. How great we are as hosts. They’re having a blast and everyone is treating them well. This will be one of the best World Cups ever and already is. No matter how much they try to lie and seethe from their broken couch at home, we will all enjoy one of the best World Cups in years.
Kara@UTDKarra

🚨Breaking: NBA, basketball, and American football fans in the USA are in disbelief at how massive football is. The viewing numbers for this World Cup are absolutely JAW-DROPPING. The opening match was reportedly watched by 1.2 BILLION viewers worldwide, with 18 million watching on Fox sports and Telemundo in across the USA So many Americans have never seen anything like this before. Kids are asking their parents if they can switch sports, while new fans are asking: “Why do so many people love football?” “Why do fans spend thousands just to watch their country play?” According to reports, this World Cup could break the record for the highest attendance ever.

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angel
angel@eud4imon1a·
@HTGJava @c4kemilksh4ke men don’t need to make themselves do anything you guys cum in peanut butter jars and marmalade it really doesn’t require that much effort 😭
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@Nyct0phil3_x @GiffLasta Take this as a compliment: you probably are more masculine-minded than most women, so that unconscious feminine chaotic shit-test impulse doesn't occur with you.
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𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕬 🦇
Unless someone has an edging kink, making out with your husband or wife with no intention of having sex is a cruel and unusual punishment and suggesting it as a general marriage tip is akin to a scheming villain poisoning the village well
Morayita@moriah_bridges

@Nyct0phil3_x Please weigh in on the marital making out and going to bed thing. The people need your goth wisdom.

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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@ShadowV1_ @honorablesaint Europeans do, though. They desperately want the EU to be a single nation with the constituent countries functioning as administrative regions.
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SV1@ShadowV1_·
@honorablesaint I love that you gun toting retards all talk about “Europe” as though it’s a country.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@rebonsible @Itsjoeco The chance that a rioter such as these are on government assistance is approximately 100%. People with actual jobs don't do this.
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DarkWokeBalthazar
DarkWokeBalthazar@rebonsible·
@Itsjoeco First time I’ve ever seen someone see a white dude and assume his family is on EBT
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@Microinteracti1 We Americans actually like the fact that our country is so new and our story is still being forged. The Old World is locked in to their fate, dragged down by thousands of years of petty wars and ethnic conflicts.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@heart_ It gave the player SIGNIFICANTLY more roleplaying options in RPGs.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@Arnoriuss @EndymionYT It's a masculine hobby therefore it will be dominated by males and masculine-minded females. Are you complaining that flower gardening is a female hobby?
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Arnorius@Arnoriuss·
@EndymionYT How are video games a male hobby? That's like saying tennis, track or volleyball is "male" hobby too just because it's sports and most sports are related to physical things that men are naturally better at. Stop being such a brainless low IQ gaming nerd.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@SaltPuddle @EndymionYT I love when insane leftists chime in to any random topic with something along the lines of "Erm, ACKSHULLY, these inherent biological preferences and behaviors were created by corporations and have been magically self-sustaining ever since!"
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Sal
Sal@SaltPuddle·
@EndymionYT Its not. Its just what you were conditioned to believe because nintendo was trying yo break into the US market after the crash so they presented it as a boys toy. Even tho it was named the famicom (family computer aka anyone in the family.
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Hexen Flexer@HexenFlexer·
@lowles_nick 100% created by activists funded by the government via NGO's and probably guarded by police while making it.
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Nick Lowles
Nick Lowles@lowles_nick·
"Scarborough, yesterday. *Taken by Fred Brown."
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Piers Carlisle
Piers Carlisle@p_carlisle·
@SapperMedicX @covie_93 I always thought that a country fighting for its freedom is “American as apple pie” - indeed that’s how the USA was founded - yet the support for Ukraine wasn’t forthcoming. Doesn’t really make sense to me.
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Covie
Covie@covie_93·
So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????
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