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So… this happened today. Thanks @Topps CC @CardPurchaser

Death, taxes, Emmet Sheehan laying an egg and Teoscar Hernandez grounding into a double play.

Is there anyone left who truly believes Emmet Sheehan can be serviceable let alone good? This guy is so fucking bad.

There's probably an hour's difference between a minute and a Shopify minute.

@thekodymartin @Dodgers Yeah same, but hey he’s due for a 50/50 season right 🤷🏻‍♂️

@HeyAaronW @Dodgers Yeah for sure, good point…. I just hate Jazz getting the HR lol

Evan Phillips does NOT have it tonight. @Dodgers

@_Jmar05 @asalovey96 You can hate Fanatics for a variety of reasons but their customer service has been widely known as pretty good and light years ahead of Panini.

@asalovey96 Because they never send the same card or anything of equal value back lol smh

Doesn’t get worse than this. Buddy of mine sent in a damaged Shohei Ohtani SSP Red /5 worth between $10,000-$17,000. Topps replaced it with a red cosmic starfractor Bryce Harper worth $300 😳 what are you doing if this happened to you?

@thekodymartin @Dodgers At the end of the day, even if we lose 1-2, it took a bullpen game and abysmal offensive performance to lose by 1 run.

@HeyAaronW @Dodgers Yeah I feel bad for Ev cuz it’s so early in his season coming off TJ :( wanted better for him tonight.

Are we still defending Teoscar? Dude is SO bad.

Brock Stewart with the big balls to get out of that bases loaded jam.

Eliezer Alfonzo has his first Major League hit. It's a single to center field on the first pitch from Ryan Yarbrough.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto finished what he started with a COMPLETE GAME against one of the best teams in the American League, the Yankees. Less than three seasons after arriving from Japan, Yamamoto has gone from NPB superstar to one of the most dominant pitchers on the planet!

@MLBNearHR I’m sick

🚨 NEAR HOME RUN! 🚨 JJ Bleday (Cincinnati Reds) vs Tanner Gordon (Colorado Rockies) 💨 94.2 mph 📐 37.0° 📏 365.0 ft 📍 Top 6 inning 🏟️ Coors Field Would be a HR in 1/30 ballparks! Result: Flyout

Yoshinobu Yamamoto goes the distance against the Yankees 😤

@Dodgers @securitybenefit I hear this guy’s pretty good.

YOSHINOBU GOES THE DISTANCE.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is really, really good. Exceptional. That’s all.

If you told me Vladdy hasn’t hit a home run in Toroton through the all star break this season, I’d have thought you accidentally ChatGPT’d his dad or something

Oh, boy, did you get the wrong woman. I’m a homicide investigator with experience working sex crimes, and I am _happy_ to explain why it’s still a fetish - to you, and to anyone else who wants to read along. See, fetishes/paraphilias often start in prepubescence, long before any sort of sexual awakening. Some start even earlier than five. Jerome Brudos, for example, began his obsession with women’s shoes at the age of 4. He later went on to murder and mutilate multiple women, cutting off their feet so as to model his shoe collection for photographs. He was an AGP too, by the way - or a transvestitic fetishist, if you prefer the traditional term. Lots of serial killers are; I can name half a dozen off the top of my head: BTK, Ed Gein (who was making himself a woman suit out of real women and is one of the models for Buffalo Bill) Russell Williams, Jacques Coatzee, Beate Schmidt, and Harvey Marcelin, for starters. There are plenty more. But I’m getting sidetracked. Brudos is hardly the only example of a fetishist who experienced early stirrings, as it were. Enter any online fetish community, and you will find users who had a strong prepubescent affinity for what has now become a full-fledged paraphilia. Claiming to have “known” since you were 5 in no way precludes your obsession with possessing a female body from being fetishistic. Given your attitude that your self-induced gynecomastia is your most important “womanly” trait, I’d say it’s a certainty that you’re a fetishist. Tell me, do you get euphoria boners like so many other “transwomen” do when they crossdress?

Can we normalize NOT jinxing perfect games/no hitters while only in the 4th? It’s one thing to do it in the 8th/9th but in the 4th?

Paper ballots are the smartest, safest way to ensure your vote is secure against attacks by foreign actors. Russia can’t hack a piece of paper like they can a computer. We introduced the Secure Elections Act to ensure our elections are safeguarded. We must be ready.