Hey Abby D

It took furever to finish her stuffed shells as we mounted a plan for dessert. #DadJokes #ClassicDadJokes #DadHumor #CheesyJokes #SoBadItsGood #CornyJokes #DadjokeOfTheDay #CleanJokes #FamilyFriendly #KidSafeJokes #WholesomeHumor #PGJokes #JokesForAll #PunIntended #PunsOfFun

Some dirtbag murdered him. His dad said why did you Dyson. This really sucks. Say hi to Herbert Hoover. #dadjokes #puns #jokes #humor #bestdadjokes #DadJoke #dadjokesfordays #dadjokesforlife #dadjokesforever

I don't want to hear any static from those of you who are not tuned in to the frequency of what I'm saying.

I have no dad jokes as bad as Ingrid Andress's rendition of our National Anthem.

I can't even. #parenting #parenthood #momlife #dadlife #momofboys #newmom #preschool #adulting #over30women #toddlerproblems #marriagegoals #fatherhood #motherhood #marriedlife #parenthumor #momhustle #funnyparents #momstyle #marriagequotes #parentinghumor #parentingquotes

Check out my all-time favorite actor Jordan Duffy in Popular Theory streaming now on many platforms including Apple TV tv.apple.com/us/movie/popul… He has about a dozen lines. Great family flick that says it's hip to be square.

This pun was not on porpoise, so don’t feel crabby Abby. Please pay for my whale being.

Hey Abby D's big brother Jordan Duffy is in a great family friendly movie, Popular Theory. We think he and the movie are 🔥🔥🔥

I had to put my jokes on cruise control. #OneLiners #DadJokes #FunnyJokes #CleanJokes

O, U. Y?

Forming a band called Blanket. We are a cover band. #Cleanjokes #dadjokes #Dadjokesdaily #Funniest jokes.

Victim got creamed. The suspect couldn’t make his phone call because there was a call fee. #dadjokes #dadjoke #fyp #jokes #joke #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokesbadjokes #dadjokesfordays

I need to address this. Does this joke get your stamp of approval?

Chuck it up to the another bad pun. He's now playing for Queen.

It's part of my constitution that I must remind you this.

It's well pasta time I post another canned joke. It's a bit saucy. #Badjokes #jokes #comedy #badjokes

Gotta hand it to this #JokeoftheDay

This is a step down from other #DadJokes I really hit bottom with this #cleanjoke

I am just here to help foxnews.com/health/dad-jok…

When I a-dress him, I will ring his neck. It won't be an engaging conversation. #DadJokes #CleanJokes #JokeOfTheyDay