Carmilla Karnstein

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@Laura2theLetter Dangerous, pontentially futile, and likely doomed, huh?

@Laura2theLetter is your dad going to let you play with others anytime soon?

What is an ex-vampire to do?

Mother's gone. Mattie too. Three-hundred and seventeen years and now, all at once, I'm free.

@Laura2theLetter Any chance you can get your father to call off the cavalry?

Owww. Definitely not.

The problem with the whole newly human gig is I may not be able to beat these goons to death with their own guns.

Not to mention how much dust is in the air after an Apocalypse.

Ugh. *Breathing*. Did I really have to regain the use of my lungs just in time to crawl out of a seven-story pit?

What the...

You hear me, Dewey Decimal? I WILL BURN. YOU. DOWN.

I swear to god, if this psychotic crate of books has hurt her I will raze it to the ground.

Or possibly it's just me ripping out my hair.

@Laura2theLetter wait. Is that a yes? or a no?

@Laura2theLetter Hold on. We'll figure something out.

@Laura2theLetter Are you okay? Where are you?

Alright, enough surrealism. Point me at something I can kill.

@Laura2theLetter You're trapped? In a... pocket? What is that supposed to mean?

@Laura2theLetter Okay. Communication is good. Now can the word salad.