Hey Fagatha

Need a few oomfs to recreate this

And as I continued my second day hiking through the bush I begin to wonder, who’s bush will I be enjoying next ?

The way the water isn’t even touching the dead flowers in the vase anymore

Does anyone remember that 2002 show Jeopardy about a bunch of Scottish teenagers who are part of a UFO club and they come to Australia and then some get abducted and the others get hunted by a secret government agency?

Took a underwear selfie and I fear I might be about to renter my twink era after living in bear land for the last two years

@timmyyousuck Oh this did something to me 🤩

you got games on your phone?

Turns out I’ve been over medicating myself with cough medicine for the last 7 days which is why I’ve been feeling so anxious all the time, so silly

I need a man with a huge nose

dating apps dont work for me because i need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love

@coldbloodedtom Happy to help 😉

Yes sir 🫡

@coldbloodedtom Black

Help - which colour do I wear !!! I’ll put on whatever the first reply tells me to :)

Tony Soprano look alike contest in my bedroom

Going camping this weekend and I just know my bush will keep me warm

I’m on smith st, the street that makes you gay !

Married at first sight but it’s just one day you wake up and they tell you you’re gonna marry an oomf by end of day

@r_ileymaybe Sick day calling and then go get fish and chips

Had my worst day ever at work today, lowkey can’t stomach doing it again tomorrow

@ohiojesustwink Sounds like a good time tbh

Is it okay to have a joint if took adderall 2 hours ago

Yes I picked mismatched socks on purpose.

@itsproteinboba See I don’t know, I kinda like the stairs, I’ve never felt like they are risky. Pretty sure I’ve run down them a few times to catch a train

@HeyFagatha parliament with the death trap escalators???

what’s your fav station in the city loop

I’m going to find a boyfriend the old fashioned way by posting ass and lying on twitter