Heather

@jonli_21 Nah. That’s just the beginning of a collection

Is 82 pairs of shoes a lot? Asking for a friend

Thank you Four States! We are honored to be your choice for "Finest in Takeout, French Fries, and Customer Service." See you for dinner!

@AbbieOglesby You okay bro?

Never have I ever thrown up from a work out... until today. I’m really losing it folks.

GUYS!! I'm selling T-Shirts so I can go to missionary school in Australia! Send Heather to Australia! on @Bonfire bonfire.com/send-heather-t…

It’s normal to have a thousand voices telling you that something cannot be done. It’s extraordinary to listen to the one saying it can.

I wanna be this guy

@nyssadeane Do it. Live your dreams.

This is wild

Counting down the days until I leave for Australia #59days!!! my Dad also turns 59 today so that’s kinda cool. Happy Birthday Dad!

@theycallmeKarly Were you pooping when you tweeted this?

Find the people that look through the cracks in the stalls in public restrooms: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s cause they look like regular people. Only difference is they’re going to hell.

Tempted to add this to my food order as I’ve been on the sofa so long I think my legs have stopped working

@jazz_brower11 Dude! I’ve studied both of those! Let me help you.

@kya_chaplin @sSaAvVaAnNnNaAh My soulmate is @theycallmeKarly

Let’s settle this Retweet for Chic-fil-a Fav For Canes

Ocean life knows no borders. Neither should conservation. #OneOceanOnePlanet

📍Leslie knope | | |_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍actual self care | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍waffles at JJ's dinner

Little tidbit about my family. July 1st of 2004, my little sister, Abby, came into the world as a still born. Her nursery was covered head to toe with adorable ladybug themed decor. I walked into my room at my parents tonight to see this. Merry Christmas, Abby. ❤️🐞

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE DISCOVERED A CHAMPION TONIGHT... PLEASE MAKE MY ABUELITA GO VIRAL I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE