Slay (RR)

@CeeBailey Sue them and take your money back!

Turbo charger on my life, how can I stop now/ Got my name on the trigger coz it's my shot now/

That feeling when there's a group of people in the room but the comes to sit by you.

Your tongue know what everything you look at will feel. Look at the table leg, you know what it will feel like if you lick it. Imagine licking a football, or the couch. Whether you have or haven’t actually licked these things, when you imagine it, your tongue knows. It knows.

December - Where road rage in the shop becomes a thing

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Not one of my normal posts. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, please let me know... I need to borrow some chairs.

The "E" in South Africa stands for Electricity.

Pugs are the Danny Devito of dogs.

If you're good at something, you'll tell people about it. If you're great at something, they'll tell you.

Life's too short to worry about matching socks.

Just heard someone say that England beat the Cape Flats in the rugby 😂😂😂

Measure twice, cut once.

Never in the history of calm down has anyone ever calmed down after being told to calm down.

Remember when you prayed for the things that you have now?

It's only called Physics if it's from the Physique region of France, otherwise it's called sparkling maths.

You got to want what you have before you can have what you want.

You'll always think you're the best in Fifa until you play against someone that's unemployed.

@bigtittinessie Demon

@AnnaTaughtYou @hiitaylorlynn Porn by the looks of it.