christy!!

Get your ass up and be cool. It seems like no one wants to be cool these days

ALIX EARLE'S FREESTYLE DANCE IS SO CUNTYYYYY 💅 The all-girls section, my fave part, was giving Pussycat Dolls!!! 😂 #DWTS #DWTS34

Hi Twitter I’ve missed you

reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them

it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

they made him look like a brockhampton member

Here’s a little timelapse of what the last half hour or so has looked like at Faurot Field. Some snow removal, some warm-ups, still snow coming down. #Mizzou-Arkansas is 90 minutes away.

If TJ Maxx has no fans, I’ve been murdered. I would stay alive as long as I can just to tell people how much I love that store

Watching DNC making me feel better

So a return to Twitter feels right

Full moon + Mercury retrograde did its WORK on me, my god

BIG year for midwest princesses

See you in TWO DAYS

I should be blacklisted from eating pretzel bites bc I won’t stop

I could never be on Love Island because I sleep walk lmao

glenn powell save me from the tornado, save me from the tornado glenn powell (i have not seen twisters)

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

POV: I’m teaching you how to use Salesforce