Kally ❤️‍🔥

Me finding out Peter was the bachelor vs Me now #TheBachelor

Me in 1994 wasting time and resting instead of saving for a mortgage

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each

I’m from Texas baby, 9hrs and you STILL gone be in Texas

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

Me after saying I have to lock in

starting a rewatching ur new show comfort show for the 15th time

The only Winter Olympics footage you need to see today.

me no matter how much sleep i get.

When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am

Truth.

just used greek yogurt instead of sour cream on my tacos

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email actually finds me:

I didn't realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people.

They are more mad at Nicki Minaj than they are with Jay Z. Insane

Gene Simmons was asked about Trump and politics, and his answer was 🔥 He says he is an entertainer and licks floors for a living, why do they give a f*ck what he thinks?!!! YESS SIRR! 👏

can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

@HumansNoContext Teeheeee 😌

Protesters quickly find out blocking the road was a bad idea

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday