Hey_BigCat

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, no better feeling on a flight than being the first to unbutton the first-class curtain, claiming their bathroom and unleashing the flood of barbarians for the rest of the flight.

@BarstoolBigCat hbc, Buzz Aldrin and John Lithgow still alive - FYI.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, everyone obsessed with the latest tech, but no one talks about the massive leap in sock quality over the last decade. Let’s all give big sock some credit.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, my biggest issue with chicken kebabs is that I feel like the raw chicken juice doesn’t fully cook off the vegetables. Specifically the crevices in the peppers. Just asking for issues if you ask me.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, to address my shirts riding up over the course of the day I’ve started tucking them into my underwear. Real game changer.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, let my brother in law convince me to take an adderall yesterday and boy did I peel some fuckin potatoes.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, summer shirts just dropped. Performance fabric this year, a little pricier but max comfort. (model not me)

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, it’s weird watching Golden Girls and knowing they’re all dead.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #11yearsoffriendship

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, hula hooping is a lot harder than I remember it being.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, women these days don’t seem to be getting corns at the same rate my mom and her friends used to back in the day.

@BarstoolBigCat hbc, spiked seltzers are the wine coolers of our generation.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, watched one amputee influencer video and my instafeed is a very different place now. FYI.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, literally no one can find the Little Dipper faster than me.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, seems like things have returned to normal for Mel Gibson.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, there’s just something special about peeing outside.

@BarstoolBigCat hbc, don’t beat yourself up, you still got me old buddy.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, hard to beat that perfect box of clementines where they all peel super easy and the slices are plump and juicy. Going to be a good weekend.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, you know that dump where no matter how many times you wipe when done there’s still poop on the tp? That’s me rn.

@BarstoolBigCat hey big cat, you ever wonder what the MyPillow company Christmas party is like?