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@aubrey_huff Lmao you look like you freebase divorce

You're gonna want to sit down for this

Not X. Not Y. Just Z.

When I hit a few turnarounds on the 17 year olds at my local court

The secret to teaching (much like tweeting) is to keep things largely impersonal and stick to the topic at hand but then to surprise them every once in a while with a tantalizing suggestion of interiority or personal history

@ChefReactions Thank you I needed more allies in this fight

New teaser for Spiderman: Brand New Day #Marvel

@BBW_BFF Last one I went to someone's question was just a complaint about the guests Letterboxd top 4 without an actual question, which should get you executed on the stage I think

jk mostly

audience questions at Q&As should be against the law

@hamsandcastle The Pope would book himself like Cody would so yes

Would the pope book himself as champ if he ran an indie?

Logan Paul using ChatGPT to write a tweet about his favorite Pokemon is pathetic even for a guy who sells poison to children for a living

Happy St. Patrick's Day, it's time to

what having a cat is like:

so did the FBI but you don’t hear them bragging about it

Watching Dune (2021) on the TI-83 Plus, just as Denis Villeneuve intended

Watching Dune

🥲

@Nixon_Robocop ☝️

@Hey_Brian You can’t call yourself a serious fan if you weren’t on board from Where the Boys Aren’t 2.

Saw this guy won best director so I've been watching through his filmography

Josh Shapiro and Gavin Newsom feuding should be fun, just two guys no one likes begging the whole country for uppies

@JordanFreiman That's a shame I won big with a parlay "tie vote at the Oscars" and "Bam Adebayo under 83 points"

It is so striking to see the complete spectrum of the human moral compass at both poles like this