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Received multiple texts about the guy in the turnstile shirt in the background of the Artemis ii splashdown.. my brand

@sobiewankenobi Constantly

@Hey_Six she’s always fighting something on that damn stage 😭😭😭

Love how I took almost no video yesterday but naturally I got miss hayley williams doing this

Off of work this week and decided to stop scrolling and do laundry for a single hour smh

@hillonthehills I blacked it out I just remember going first and wanting to die

@Hey_Six I remember that night so vividly 😭😭😭

8 years ago I sang for paramore and messed up a bit and didn’t notice Taylor trying to dance with me and I haven’t been able to watch a video of this day since then and I’d give anything for a redo but omg 8 YEARS

@trubirdfax Didntevengimmeanyshrimp

@Hey_Six but did you get any shrimp

Just funny

gay friend: I'm gay. depressed friend: I'm depressed. that one gay depressed friend you try to ignore: have you been watching the artemis 2 moon mission updates

Not the Artemis ii crew with the most gas-inducing dinner options ever AND a messed up toilet!

🚨BREAKING: The Moon mission just passed the Bechdel test as mission specialist Christina Koch communicates with Houston's Jenni Gibbons.

I am still iso a pair of t***ets for hayley in nyc for me and my fiance next week 👉🏻👈🏻

chappell roan pq você ajudou o anakin a matar criancinhas no templo jedi?

@youfirsttt No just a glitch!

@Hey_Six There was a sale for nyc ?

I was #2 in line for ny and it was sold out loveeeeeeee

doing wedding stuff as a lesbian is so funny. photographer at the expo yesterday was delighted to show us photos of his best friend’s daughter’s wedding in tuscany because, and i quote, “she just happens to have gotten married to another woman”

@hillonthehills Oops meant dryer. Our washer is none of those things

@hillonthehills Our washer is brand new and lovely and kind

Is it bad that the happy little song my dryer plays when it’s finished moves me to tears