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@computer_gay she studied the lore

@tim__fitzgerald I KNEW IT

what kind of job will let me nap from 2-4 pm

@whotfisjovana the marketing is marketing

this is so cunt

i’ll shut up after this but I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that the military heard them implode when it happened and STILL there was $6,500,000 spent on looking for them, while the greek coast guard WATCHED (there’s film) the 750 refugees sink and did nothing to help

@quelsee why is he talking so. much.

the ideal gas station snack purchase is 1 drinky drink, 1 sweet, 1 salty

just found out reese witherspoons name is laura

@notmeraymond i’m usually judging how the parent is handling the situation… but i don’t have kids so 🤐

the way our society treats mother’s with crying babies is so sad. as if each one of us wasn’t a child that cried at one point or another in public. it’s truly so bizarre like that’s just a part of life…

@nocontextroyco @LolOverruled me at every family function

@thetiarawillis @_corre_ that snail stuff for sure lol

@_corre_ What topical products do you think are scams?

@Kath1213 @ginnyhogan_ my grandma did that too lol

@ginnyhogan_ Got married mid-20's, took his last name cause I loved the name. Got divorced 20 yrs later, kept the name cause I still loved it.

against all odds, me rn.

@apolobelvedere 🥰

i tweet for girls who were obsessed with this flower in the alice in wonderland movie as children

@ethandav_ if he’s rapping about canes i’m on board

listened to this snippet like 20 times in the past 2 days. no idea how he rolls r’s in words that don’t even have an r twitter.com/ilysvint/statu…

@IAMFASHlON @MileyCyrus @BritishVogue @Edward_Enninful she looks sooooooo much like her mom now

Miley Cyrus on the June cover of British Vogue. Photographed by Steven Meisel.

@mattxiv the two strings of hair sticking out the bottom

this is the woman who reported the teacher to the florida state department of education btw. why do they all look like this

@IsabellaRosner wait why are they like this can someone give me a rundown on quakers?

I've come across A LOT of good 17th- and 18th-century Quaker names over the past 3.5 years, as I've worked on my thesis. Now that my thesis is done and submission is near, it's time to share the more than 90 wildest early Quaker names I've found (in alphabetical order):

@notmeraymond this is such a Cancerian tweet

have you forgiven your parents?

@itslarr7 oh she is VANESSA

Oh she gets ghetto! #TheLittleMermaid