Just Shadow 🤫

Cheers to 25🥰

A lady came to her house and stole her gate 😭😭😂

I screameddddd!!!!!! Because how ?

The way I’m absolutely screaming

Look at you fraid fi walk downtown and goodie living her best ital life. The Airbnb festive bad 🤭

I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...

Anytime I’m in the comments and read “I can hear the saxophone getting louder” it just makes everything funnier😂😂😂

If there’s enough place in the market for olaplex, k18, L’Oréal, Amika, Cecred, etc There’s enough place for Grow Good. And that’s that on that.

You know what's crazy? There's an entire generation that wouldn't get this joke because they don't know how to read an analog clock.

Love🥹🥹

Gas is outrageous for Canadians and considering that oil is one of our main exports, it’s sucks that our government does not take advantage of other countries to help and benefit Canadians in the already unaffordable economy we’re in.

If you and I beef, I’m the worst person to shade online😂 soon as the beef start you’re blocked and idgaf about what you saying! lol, you gone be shading whoever else think they got beef with you instead looool

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

Mine ….I got inspired by a song called..Jaula de oro by Anthony Santos …and of course it’s very album theme

@xpressakadjxp LMFAOOOO FUCKKKK

@Heyyitsshadow lol I hate April 1st

Just be willing to wait over a year to actually experience it if you’re not willing to wait for that upcoming line or go to America lool

@flame2fire I did. Anything else?

There’s people already lined up somewhere in Toronto

Please what happened that you did 104k steps. I really want to know because what???

When I tell people I get up with my husband every morning at 4:30am to pack his lunch and make him a hot breakfast they asked me if his arms were broken so I don’t think they want to hear it.