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There is no chance a Liam Rosenior led Chelsea team does anything other than lose at Napoli.

@EricTrump Shameless

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@Cobratate Ooops

Inspired by Afroman to make a song about all the dickhead cops who raided my house. 5000 retweets.

@Cobratate Anyone can get beat up and walk around with a handbag mate

I'm here to remind you that you were born for more than work, consume, die. You were born to move the world.

@rapt_rian @ChelsTransfer Ffs

@HiThereImJustin @ChelsTransfer He had 7 touches and got hooked at ht mate why are we lying

European football journalist Andy Brassell: “I don't think there's any doubt if Osimhen was Chelsea's number 9 at the moment, they would be firmly ensconced in the Champions League places. For me, that's not even a doubt. Osimhen is really close to being the best number nine in world football. In terms of a player who can give you something beyond scoring, he's getting close to where Kane is, even though they're very different sorts of players.  Anyone who's been familiar with Osmihen’s game from Lille onwards has known he would be a massive hit in the Premier League.  It's exhausting watching him. He's so involved, he's so implicated. He doesn't need to score to influence the game, even though he's a great goalscorer. The way he presses defenders, he's an absolute pest. And he's so physical, he's so part of the game at all times. It's brilliant.” (talkSPORT)

@CFCRetro Watched this game in a bath in Dubai. We got battered and were lucky to get a point

John Terry in the Sky Sports studio as a pundit for Chelsea v Liverpool in February 2008 Back when active top players used to do punditry 😅

@grantdesmidt @MG09123 That’s an incredibly bold take. I eagerly await being proven wrong. Hope he doesn’t skip it all and end up as Game of Thrones Season 8.

@HiThereImJustin @MG09123 Don't forget how much you loved Michael Scott in seasons 2-7.

The Athletic now joining in on Rosenior. To a level we’ve not seen before. Even Potters/Ange or Amorim banter stayed within certain boundaries, online fans, tabloids etc Rosenior doesn’t even escape what was once seen as a more reputable site.

Hi @SuellaBraverman, how's your war going? #Reformaga

@SkySports Thank God mid 2000’s prospect Darren Ambrose has tipped Kane if he keeps scoring. I think Arsenal will win the league if they keep winning. Can I please work for Sky Sports now?

Darren Ambrose tips Harry Kane for Ballon d'Or glory if he continues his goalscoring heroics 🏆⚽️

@Acyn Fuck off Pete.

Hegseth: My 13 year old son popped into my office last night and asked about the families I met at Dover, and I looked at him and I said, they died for you, son, so that your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran. It's the truth.

@Acyn Didn’t realise this was a stand up set.

Hegseth: We've decided to share the ocean with Iran. We've given them the bottom half.

Jon Moxley would be better served aiming for Terry Funk Instead of Ken Shamrock

@ChampionsLeague Reece James

If you had to build a team with 11 copies of the same player, which player would you pick?

@CarolRadull Not this season. Quality has been declining for a few years. You can tell because Arsenal are about to win the league

Best league in the world?

@eyadsenan @talkSPORT Like. gusto man. What are we even doing with that? Andrey Santos?!? What the hell??

@eyadsenan @talkSPORT You’ve thrown world class around so much in your tweet you’ve completely ruined it

🌍 "Name me a world class player! Cole Palmer is the only one!" ⛔️ "Caicedo is a good player, but I don't think he gets in #AFC's team!" Dean Saunders insists #CFC's squad is full of "duds" and not good enough to win trophies long-term! ❌

@talkSPORT Doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Our world class players are Reece James and Caicedo. No one else. Potentially Palmer if left to own devices, Wes (w good coach) and Estevao.

Chelsea missed out on the chance to bank a further £45.4m from the knockout stages, and would've been awarded £10.8m if they had progressed to the quarter-finals of the Champions League. (via @Football_LDN) More lost revenue under @clearlake due to poor recruitment decisions.