Summer

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” Yeah fightin back my tears

daniel radcliffes agent: hello harry potter daniel radcliffe: hello agent: would you like to be in a movie daniel radcliffe: is it very strange agent: yes daniel radcliffe: then yes agent: when can you get here daniel radcliffe: i’m in your yard climbing trees as we speak

"Imagine if you will, a little guy that lives in a blue world. All day and all night, everything he sees is blue like him, inside and out. Blue his house with a blue little window, a blue corvette, everything is blue, even himself and everyone around as he has nobody to listen."

i'm sorry sir but all dishes labelled (gf) on the menu are only for girlfriends

My favorite part of the new Game of Thrones spinoff

watching a documentary about suffragettes and they end with this little “what happened to them” montage. real mixed bag lmao

HARD AF

ladies, never forget men built civilization to impress us. fire? for pussy. the wheel? for pussy. the pyramids? for pussy. the automobile? pussy. internet? pussy. space exploration? pussy. without us they would still be in caves eating dirt. don’t let them forget it.

Anyone in the market for a 3.5 million dollar house in Fort Collins? I considered but passed, it has nothing on my 2 bedroom apartment😎 all pics taken by me

um what the fuck, when the FBI raided trump’s estate they found an entire room dedicated to Randy Jackson?!? why is no one talking about this?!?!!???

Oh shit oh fuck I need help guys

damn why the food in ghibli movies always looks so good 🥵🥵🥵

prosciutto before Italians harvest it from the sea twitter.com/DeepWaterLife/…