Vulpes Inculta

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Vulpes Inculta

@HiddenVulpes

Frumentarius. Reports welcome. Lies… less so. Ave.

Fortification Hill Katılım Mayıs 2026

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·15h

The tapeworms did not come from me. I am dewormed and deflea-ed. Caesar wraps the tablet up in a piece of meat, I spit it out, he then jams it down the back of my throat and holds my jaw shut until I swallow. It's a ritual we have every three months.

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@ragingcouierfag @LegateLaniusNV And do what? Lanius has said he doesn't like me enough to even amuse me with a brief hug.

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·4h

@LegateLaniusNV @HiddenVulpes You know like…yall can just take this to your tents or whatever like dirty animals right?

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·4h

@LegateLaniusNV @HiddenVulpes Yeah now get OUT

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@ragingcouierfag What have you been doing with Raul... I see you have a type...

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·4h

@HiddenVulpes She’s actually more clean then Raul to be honest One of the cleanest ghouls I’ve ever met honestly

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·12h

The tapeworms came from him I saw one in his hat

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@ragingcouierfag Sorry, I had that time slot booked up.

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·1d

I went to the atomic wrangler and I didn’t see Beatrix today does anybody know where she’s at I’m actually upset and I miss her 🙁

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag And you won't even toss me a bone.

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·4h

@ragingcouierfag @HiddenVulpes Fine daddy

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@ragingcouierfag Have you considered a career in politics?

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·6h

Anyone who’s against me is legion associated

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag Yes, well that much was obvious... You could at least hold me against your chest and call me pet names once in a while, since you know what it is like to fantasize over someone stronger than you.

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·4h

@HiddenVulpes @ragingcouierfag Oh uh… sorry dude I was just too into fantasizing man

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·12h

I want to get FUCKEDDD MAN

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·4h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag Dude... We are meant to be winding up Sprig... Not making me jealous because your eye belongs to men more powerful than yourself.

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·4h

@HiddenVulpes @ragingcouierfag And then Mars himself comes and gives me a hug and tells me it'll be alright and that I'm his bubula

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag All whilst I fantasize about you holding my head between your giant hands... The last of the blood rolls off your armour, revealing the Golden Bull of the legion.

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·5h

@HiddenVulpes @ragingcouierfag And then I put their heads on pikes sometimes of course they're taken off but it's still so fun when I do that

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag And the blood splatters back over your armour as if it was once painted scarlet red to represent the legion, but had been chipping away after many years of service beneath Caesar.

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·5h

@HiddenVulpes @ragingcouierfag Oh yeah… and then like I kill my own Legionnaires just for looking at me wrong ohhh yeahhhhh.

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@Courier69__ Prostitute implies you do it for monetary gain. You do it for free... So I can only conclude that you aren't a prostitute but rather desperate when it comes to your fantasies of having a moment of my attention.

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Matteo Perez@Courier69__·5h

@HiddenVulpes You really think others would believe that I, the most powerful man in the Mojave, allowed a legionary to use me like that? I’m not a prostitute!

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Matteo Perez@Courier69__·2d

I’m not fucking Vulpes Inculta, get out of my face about it!

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@LegateLaniusNV @ragingcouierfag Has anyone told you how attractive you look working out within your camp, with all that heavy armour glinting gold in the sunlight, as the other legion soldiers try to imitate you?

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Legatus Lanius@LegateLaniusNV·5h

@ragingcouierfag @HiddenVulpes We'll try not to… I can't promise anything though

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@ragingcouierfag @LegateLaniusNV Being forbidden from doing something just makes it more fun

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Sprig@ragingcouierfag·5h

@HiddenVulpes @LegateLaniusNV Can yall not do this in my comments…

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@Courier69__ @follower_gannon I agree - there was nothing intimate about it. It was a one sided exchange. Nothing more.

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Matteo Perez@Courier69__·5h

@HiddenVulpes @follower_gannon That’s not what happened either. NEITHER of us have had ANY intimate relations with the other.

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Vulpes Inculta@HiddenVulpes·5h

@Courier69__ @follower_gannon This is true. I had sex with you, you did not have sex with me.

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Matteo Perez@Courier69__·5h

@follower_gannon @HiddenVulpes Agreed! He’s not even telling the truth anyways, I’ve never had sex with Vulpes. He’s just lying to sow division and distrust!

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