a bowl of oatmeal

nobody follows me on twitter but here's a thread of men's fashion as featured on the great tv show cheers. season 10 episode 17 ft. harry connick jr.

Someone tell this train a riddle @StephenKing

@DataPlusScience @udiomusic fwiw AI did not 100% generate this song! these are 100% original human lyrics written before udio existed :)

TLDR: This is an entirely AI generated song. dataplusscience.com/files/Carolina… Music is having its AI moment. I finally had some time to play with @udiomusic over the weekend, and it's remarkable. It's still in Beta (so free right now) and it only does 30 second segments, which you can extend multiple times. That gets tricky though, especially when looking for consistency, for example, if you want an intro, consistent verses, a repeating chorus, and an ending. However, you can download anything as an MP3, so it's pretty easy to stitch things together as you like. I picked one of the better songs on the platform so far. @marysouthworth liked it because "it has a good hook" and @EthanHahnEH liked the lyrics. The song is called Carolina-O created on Udio.com by Hemingway. Various folks tried to extend it, but nothing seemed to work. So I put this together, along with an ending extended by ALS (also on Udio). Lyrics [VERSE] Carolina, five foot five Bright blue hair and big brown eyes Sleepin neath the neon signs Of some old two street town tonight We don’t need to talk things through Or you can cry the whole way too Whatever feels alright to you Cause you got baggage, I got room [drop] [CHORUS] Singing Carolina oh It’s a long and winding road Oo but if you’re ever lonely You don’t have to ride alone Sayin Carolina child You been walkin now for miles Put your head down on my shoulder Carolina Let me drive ya For a while [VERSE] I been down the road before You seen trouble, I seen more I burned the bridge, I closed the door Yeah I been rich and I been poor So we don’t have to go too fast Lemme make this highway last Don’t need time, we don’t need cash Just let them city lights go past [CHORUS] Singing Carolina oh It’s a long and winding road Oo but if you’re ever lonely You don’t have to ride alone Sayin Carolina child You been walkin now for miles Put your head down on my shoulder Carolina Let me drive ya For a while [ENDING] Barefoot dreams on dashboard days Whisper secrets, the rearview gaze Stars our map, your hand in mine Kiss the past a sweet goodbye We laugh, we sing, the memories flow Letting go's the way we grow

Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers

@yetiscribbles One of my favorites and always felt spiritually related to Lyle Lovett's "what Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong" line

These lines live rent-free in my head as the pinnacle of songwriting. Conveys so much with so little. "I have seen The David / I've seen the Mona Lisa Too / I have heard Doc Watson play 'Columbus Stockade Blues'" "Dublin Blues" - Guy Clark

lmao does anyone at @X @elonmusk knows why DND stats are glitching across my screen? chatgpt says this translates to "Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort"

extremely fair but counterpoint, has she heard him speak out loud

@ajsaeedy @WSJ it was there when we needed it, which is more than i can say for most billion dollar ventures

thank you for your service h/t @HighFits wsj.com/tech/uber-shut… via @WSJ

@ThePrestonParra whats goin on with their hands tho

@willgroff_ This is the correct Willie answer

@JoshuaHedley Grid paper = choose your own line spacing. Most of these lines notebooks are too narrow for my big-ass handwriting or too wide to fit a single dam verse #gridpapergang

Yo these little notebooks I made ended up being grid paper cause that’s all I could find in the right size. But I’m using one rn for some accounting shit and it actually fuckin rules. I’m officially grid paper gang.

@robertjbennett scrum that

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

@CricketRamsey I’ll supply :)

What if I did a smokers session 😶‍🌫️?

I may be doing stuff at mine and @AdeemTheArtist’s spot in east nash more on that soon…

@mattmoran_music Welcome to (the Green River where) Paradise (lay)

Hey everyone, because of this tweet I’m releasing honky-tonk version of “Dookie”

I stay saying this!!!! We’re in the background music era

@VanPlating Yer So Bad or All the Wrong Reasons

what’s your favorite Tom Petty song of all time?

New co-worker : “So I hear you’re into country music? I am too…” Me: