The only time a cold toilet seat is accepted (and even welcome) is when out in public. I like knowing my butt’s not receiving warmth from a different butt.
🙀🚨🚨NEW EP INCOMING🚨🚨🙀
We are unbelievably stoked to announce our upcoming EP: Leave It Far Away! We have it scheduled to release April 22nd. It’s gonna be four choice cuts we’ve written over the past year that have been recorded, mixed, and mastered by Sam Hinrichsen!
One time in Chicago I was waiting for a bus and some dude stopped in an old tan sedan and asked if I needed a ride and I said “No thanks.” I wonder if he would’ve murdered me if I said yes? #missedopportunities