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@Biddell Moral bankruptcy, or are we talking commerce? Call me a traditionalist park, but discussing money is tacky.

@ThomsonTO Toronto Greenhouse event? Please come see my fullness, you will not be disappointed.

@unbrelievable humpday is always better, whether it be a literal translation or not.

RT the last message. Winner will be selected by 8pm tonight!

Recently signed a contract with a Hollywood hotshot. Guess who and win yourself one acre of land, on me. Literally, you'll be on me.

@gailmcinnes Do not forget me.I am full of events. Night swarmings, religious right protests + more. Opening soon is a charming boulangerie.

@nickytwit I cannot ignore that fact. Please return it before you return to me.

@jordynmarcellus You do not have any proprietary rights here. Please stay where you are.

@ScottBedard On a cold winter (er, Spring?) night, I like to curl up with Godless: The Church of Liberalism. You can borrow it if you like.

Missed the Greta show tonight. It is okay though, because I just dressed the woodland critters up in leather straps. Not strap-ons.

@newtypography Perhaps some sunshine here? I think you will love our new luxury accommodations. Our VIP critters would love to meet you.

@Adam_Giambrone Send some of that funding my way. I provide a comfortable place for your toll booth collectors to sleep.

@MarkCluett Millard Kauffman book reading happening in the park tonight. 11:30 sharp. No late-comers will gain entry.

@DorlanCognac We would love to have Dorlan Cognac as our sponsor. #Thisissummerinhighpark

@nickytwit St. Patrick's Day festival in the park tomorrow. Post-green beer drinking vomitorium = High Park.

@iamsas Accepting reservations daily. Consider us for your holiday needs.

I am not sure if you have seen an owl gracefully perch on a snow covered branch, but we get them a lot here and they won't leave.

@jianghomeshi I've processed your request. The person in charge of that commercial is being tickled by left-behind Canadian geese.

@briandstdenis Try getting lost in High Park. Some check in, but they don't check out. We spoil our guests, so it is really hard to leave.

@issarged All of your pics seem to include you, but shirtless. You'll fit right in for Topless Tuesdays. See you next week?