Morrigan McCorquodale

I'm the proud granddaughter of an undocumented immigrant.

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah I'm usually wide awake in my dreams as well.... Otherwise dreams would be boring. Imagine wasting that time just watching yourself sleep....

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah Must be, because I’m wide awake 😌

if abortion is ILLEGAL, men abandoning their pregnant partners should be ILLEGAL too. if women can't opt out of PREGNANCY, then men shouldn't be able to opt out of FATHERHOOD either!

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah Not available.... To you especially.

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah You single?

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah If you wore a condom, got a vasectomy, or simply abstained, you wouldn't have to worry about either. Go ponder.

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah I’d rather that, than kill an unborn child.

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah Sounds like an interesting dream you're having there....

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah Don’t make me dominate you

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah Until you wake up....

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah lol I’m alpha baby

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah Enjoy that child support bill, darlin'....

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah Men wouldn’t hit it raw if the woman didn’t consent. Women are the gatekeepers of sex…….. you take accountability

@maddenifico @OMGno2trump And the same exact ducks....

The dumbest, most dishonest president in American history, Trump, posts FAKE photos comparing the Reflecting Pool under Barack Obama to its appearance under his administration. The problem for the serial lying psychopath is that both photos have the exact same clouds. 😂🤣👇

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah And, by the way, any man "hitting it raw" is well aware they run the risk of a future child support obligation. So, when will MEN take accountability? Touché, MFer...

@HighlandRevenge @xevekiah Woman can too, close your damn legs….. and don’t let a man hit it raw. Will women ever take accountability????

@ASavageChristia @xevekiah Men can opt out of parenthood quite easily: 1. Wear a condom 2. Don't ejaculate inside a woman 3. Get a vasectomy Quit acting like you are some pathetic, weak ass little victim in the matter.

@xevekiah Let me do you one better, if men must pay child support for 18 years with no say so in the matter, then what makes it okay for a woman to kill a man’s unborn child. If women can opt out of motherhood, then men should legally be able to as well. Equal rights.

Damn... sad but true.

Acting CDC head cancels publication of a study showing Covid vaccine sharply cut odds of hospitalization and ER visits. Agency veterans say they've never seen an article pulled after being cleared by scientists and scheduled for publication. @apoorva_nyc nytimes.com/2026/04/22/us/…

There should be NO pharmaceutical ads on TV Ban them immediately

A white woman in Florida killed her toddler by giving him raw milk, despite the warning label on the carton. She walks free AND sues the farm. A Black mother feeds her sick baby organic whole milk during Hurricane Katrina, and she spends 18 years in jail. "American Justice"

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue. On April 21st, the left screen moved first. I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug. At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy. On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me. At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire. Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83. I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags. My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports. The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026: Reviewed. That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. Let me show you my flags. March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it. March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it. April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it. April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it. April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it. That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one. The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March. Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012. Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence. Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets. The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade. I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email. The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action. One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared. One account is a coincidence. But there were six. Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000. My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger. March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes. The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event. The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting." Then the White House sent the email again. I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread. I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated. But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed. Zero prosecutions. As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations. The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still. In my field, we call this price discovery.

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar A national milestone....and we have to have gd Baby Huey at the helm. It's going to be like a bunch of toxic fauxcho dudebros crashed a toddler birthday party. Absolutely embarrassing....

@atrupar Wait wait wait — a prayer meeting, a UFC fight and an Indy race to celebrate our “civic pride”? Wut

US Chief of Protocol Monica Crowley: "President Trump promised the American people the greatest, most monumental celebration in our nation's history, and thanks to his leadership and vision and persistence, we are delivering exactly that"

JUST FILED: As Congress languishes and allows Dept of Homeland Security to remain shuttered, there are currently bills that would instead: Carve Trump’s likeness onto Mt Rushmore Declare Trump’s birthday a federal holiday Mint a $250 bill w/ image of Trump

These two editorials by the Washington Post expose how the Republican Party and Democratic Party are held to completely different standards by the media. Texas gerrymander: “Not a threat to democracy.” Virginia gerrymander: “Power grab by Democrats.”

@stavridisj @ScarboroughNow This should make it very (not) fun the next time our military needs local partners in a conflict....and the response is:

Shame on us. I think of the brave Afghans that stood alongside us against the Taliban, especially those I worked with personally during my four years in command of the NATO mission there. It is incomprehensible to me that we would not bring them here to the United States, fulfilling the most fundamental obligations of trust and honor. nytimes.com/2026/04/21/wor…