ArizonaHiker

@TMZ Kevin keeping kayfabe alive. Bro is a better worker than most in the business.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Kevin Hart weighed in Friday night on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson’s recent brush with the law, characterizing him as a “piece of s***.”

@BentleyAudrey I know a certain someone who does the same 🤪

It’s true, don’t be offended, Tommy has left me on read for DAYS

@stephenasmith @DanhausenAD @nyknicks @ATLHawks @knicks @MattPiperJenks This is terrible news for Frank

I’m not apologizing for a damn thing @DanhausenAD. Not a damn thing. Curse or no curse, the @nyknicks have NO BUSINESS losing this series to the @ATLHawks — no matter how good that young team is. No business. If the @Knicks lose this series, heads need to roll. Period. President! GM! Coach! Players! Even the damn Dance Team! To hell with all that superstitious stuff. The @nyknicks need to handle their damn business. They had better not lose this series, damnit. I swear they better not!

@BentleyAudrey But why are you depressed!! I’m here to talk

Honestly this is why I eat ice cream every single night. It’s always something to look forward to! 🙃

@BentleyAudrey Promise?

On my way to steal your girl and your dog

@BentleyAudrey Yes you do. You’re fine as fuck.

Idfk

@BentleyAudrey I’ll fix the straight of Hormuz in honor of how glorious your tiddies are

Doing my best to celebrate my curves because everyone is getting so skinny and it’s messing with my head. Yay tiddies!!

@BentleyAudrey I’m unwell

Seatbelts and tiddies. No greater duo, tbh!

@BentleyAudrey Booooooo!!!

Y'all I don't know what was going on with my algo yesterday but I am back to being my pure and innocent self. Have a blessed day!

@BentleyAudrey I would sandpaper my nipples, lick a 9-volt battery, and let Mike Tyson use my head as a speed bag just to see the full picture of you in this dress. 👀😏

Boobs & Badgley Mischka 💙

@BentleyAudrey Audrey message me back plz I know they are natural, lips and tiddies

This shit fucking annoys me. I would have eventually responded had it not been for the “sorry for the bother” trying to make me feel guilty for anything is a difficult task to begin with but this shit? NOPE

@BentleyAudrey Don’t ever compare your magnificent tiddies to bawls. That’s disrespectful to your tiddies

Do I really need to bring up men’s bawls like shut up man

@BentleyAudrey ………I’m pretty this is compliment to your skillset

I had a guy where when he would finish he would just collapse on top of me..all 220 pounds of him

@NathanMcNulty Bro what stock should I invest in

Did you know Intune has a feature that can prevent ransomware or other business impacts due to applications or scripts deployed from Intune? Multi Admin Approval was added a couple of years ago, but I still rarely see it in use You should check it out: learn.microsoft.com/en-us/mem/intu…

@BentleyAudrey Prove it

Uhm yes? That’s literally my body except I have big boobs lololololololol

@BentleyAudrey I would stop all global conflicts single handily, feed the poor, house all the homeless, and destroy AI just to have a chance to motorboat your perfectly wonky tiddies😘

In general my tiddies are only slightly wonky I PROMISE

Hey. Sorry for the crooked tiddies you get what you get 💀🤣

@2Calico Brother is is such a perfect reference. This is why you’re my goat 🫡

The 2 teams loading in and seeing each other again (this is their 40th match straight”

There are currently only 2 teams of trios playing Trials of Osiris in the entire world and they are fighting against one another over and over again in an eternal battle of who can get a better roll on a weapon they’re never going to use

This is why i left pentesting, and became a seceng: report vulns, none get fixed, how can we change that? I learned there are many reasons why it’s impossible to fix everything: - you have one trillion vulns, but resources to fix 3 per week - the number of vulns increases faster than you can fix - how do you pick which ones to prioritize - ideally you want to apply remediation that are permanent and fix an entire class of vuln, rather than just patch a single one - to apply those larger architectural mitigations, you need to spend a ton of time NOT fixing other vulns - for each vuln you decide to pick, you spend an immense amount of political capital (v limited internal resource, like mana) and negotiate with dev teams or SRE - leadership throws surprise events for you all the time including “CFO got phished” and “the board wants more charts in their report” which take away from your capacity to fix. This happens daily. - scanners ad garbage and most crit findings post 0 real risk to you. - meanwhile devs install 13 backdoored VSCode extensions on their IDEs and nothing flags that (unless you use @secureannex by @tuckner, obligatory shoutout) - if you do miraculously fix one trillion vulns within a year, leadership says “umm but our KPIs and goals were to Use More AI and Automate the Board Report” - also no matter what you fix, your incidents will be phishing related anyway

@BentleyAudrey Because you’re hot

When I hear my own voice I wonder how anyone can hear it without their ears actually bleeding.