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Giants don't reason with regular sized people for the same reason you don't reason with the mold on your shower curtain #sizetwitter #giant #macro #macrophilia #giantman #malegiant #giantmale #giga #MacroMonday

I’ll be honest I do cut through the micro reserves on my walk home from work, it cuts my time in half I work long shifts, all I wanna do afterwards is get home, kick these sweaty boots off and chill Not my fault you built your dumb civilization in my way 🤷🏻‍♂️

Florida makes such a pleasant bed for me Now it’s time to relax 😎

Always remember to check your work boots after a long trip! The insoles of mine had some sort of strange mold growing on them 🤢

Guess who’s back? 😜 Either stay and enjoy the show or try to run for cover You know as well as I do though that there’s nowhere to run Once you hear the loud thuds of my footsteps it’s already too late..

Looking up at that irritating gnat that keeps flying near him (it’s the International Space Station)

The media portrayal of Santa is wildly inaccurate He’s not jolly and giving, he’s actually lazy, self-absorbed and hates Christmas because it’s the one day he actually has to work This year he had his elves make him a growth ray He’s gonna give us a Christmas we’d never forget

Only from space can our king be seen in his royal entirety

Taking New York City on a little joyride this morning Well it’s joyful for me at least 🤷🏻‍♂️

Be honest Would you rather be a tiny speck in my briefs or in my work boots?

He’s bringing some souvenirs home from his trip

They called it Elysium, he called it his new cock ring

@gay_tiny47087 New England is home so I’ll make sure to give it plenty of love 🖤😜

@Hilltop705 Take a couple steps north and give the New England area some love too 👀

A pic of my recent trip to Florida

Our owner usually left us alone, but on occasion he liked to display his power over us, most often after a run or an intense workout Most people resented him, they hated that they weren’t at the top of the food chain Some of us knew our place and saw him as the god that he was

Something looks different about the sky.. That is until you zoom out

It’s kind of mind-blowing to think that it takes a small town’s worth of specks to enhance sexual activities between us men Not to mention how easy it is to use them up quick and need to apply another small town’s worth Luckily they’re cheap and plentiful

While discouraged due to its high population density, it is not illegal for giants to walk along what is known to micros as the “BosWash Corridor” Inconveniencing a giant just to make some germs happy? Let’s be realistic Thankfully giant law is very reasonable

@macrowest18 How ya doin big giant?

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