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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD 🫐
@Himbotep
He / Him(bo) - No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
IN THIS HOUSE Katılım Nisan 2013
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"Axe the tax! Axe the tax! Axe th- what no you can't do that it's irresponsible"
CBC News@CBCNews
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre says his party will vote against the Liberal government's proposed GST holiday, calling it "irresponsible and inflationist." cbc.ca/news/politics/…
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$171,000 for 1,200 impressions, hey? Tell you what, you give me $100 per click and I'll reload that page for you all day at a savings of $42.50 each.
Great stuff, team.
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Kudos to the Onion for finding a way to continue satire in a world too fucked to be satirized.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
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Have you considered standing up for the people you represent instead of the industries that exploit them? No? Well, at least you're honest about it.
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Your periodic reminder that you can find mummies in other places, if you know where to look.
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Wow lads, give me $23,000,000 and I'll "donate" you eleven acres.
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Oh I almost forgot about RFK Jr who is presumably being actively pursued by Captain Planet and the Octonauts.
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The United States now finds itself in the deeply weird position of having a president who is banned from travelling to Canada and a vice president who is banned from La-Z-Boy Furniture Gallery.
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@KeithDunneNL I'm really delighted that none of them appear to be evil little freaks (I stand to be corrected here).
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@futonsrf I see what you're saying, but the issue here is that they simply accepted the term "human rights advocate" with no thought. If I were to tell a reporter I was a Ugandan powerlifting champion I would expect them to check before repeating it to the public.
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@Himbotep They are both garbage, yes, but I guess there is a possible libel issue for VOCM if they said that, as opposed to an investigative piece about those two noting things they've done are and are associated with. 🤷
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VOCM saying they can now continue their "human rights and child advocacy" without mentioning that Shane Sweeney is a literal white supremacist and that they both are tied to domestic extremism group Diagolon is ... a heck of a choice.
VOCM News@VOCMNEWS
Metcalfe Trumpets ‘Big Win’ After Convoy Protest Charges Dismissed vocm.com/2024/11/01/fur…
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@Matthewcgreene I'm of the mind that allowing the kind of person who vocally supports the literal Nazi party of Canada to call themselves a "human rights advocate" is misleading at best.
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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD 🫐@Himbotep
If you've wondered how Metcalfe's co-accused Shane Sweeney has been doing, here he is promoting the Canadian Nationalist Party - literal Nazis, headed by literal neo-nazi Gus Stefanis. Sweeney has claimed to work as an online french teacher, and to be homeschooling his children.
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Threw on the Series of Unfortunate Events movie for the first time in a bit and the first four images alone (after the Littlest Elf prelude) blow so much of what Hollywood has been making since out of the water.
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@thestanleypuph1 Don't worry Stan, there's someone who takes care of folks not following the rules of Halloween.
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Someone kicked our bowl and treats and made a mess.
This is not how Halloween should be.
Hopefully next year is much better.
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Yes, now they can return to their lives of peace and harmon- oh
Rosie Mullaley@Rosie_Mullaley
Dana Metcalfe and Shane Sweeney - who took part in a surprise convoy outside Premier Andrew Furey’s home last year — agreed to a peace bond with conditions to have no contact with the premier or his family for a year. They apologized for causing stress to his family. @NTVNewsNL
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