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@aj_muse_ Wear it forever because he won a Super Bowl dumbass

So what do I do with this now 😭

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

@Polymarket Fuckin blue haired idiots

BREAKING: Karen Bass surges in the Los Angeles Mayoral Election odds — & tomorrow is Election Day. 64% chance she's re-elected.

@end3of6days9 Her voice makes me want to murder my ears

Tattoo artist ignores everyone who said “you’ll regret painting your car with boat paint”… and ends up with this adorable rolling masterpiece. She used a foam roller, treated the design like one of her tattoos (stencil, Sharpie line work, hand-painted flowers), and now her VW Bug is bright orange with lime green accents and a huge green beetle proudly displayed on the hood. Eight months later it’s still holding up beautifully — no major issues, even before the final clear coat! Sometimes the best creations happen when we trust the process and do things our own way. Would you ever paint your own car?

@JulieChangRE Never again

If your parents left you 10M at the age of say 30 or 40 would you bother working anymore? 5% earns you 500k

@Brand_Anuj Turned her trans

Check out how they turned this cool mom into a star!

@nostalgiacore Considering there isn’t an original Toys “R” Us in the United States left that’s bullshit

A Toys R Us employee found a boxed copy of Mario Kart 64 hidden under their shelves

@BoujeeFinances Absolutely

Do you think making $200k is enough to allow your wife to become a stay at home mom?

@Dexerto Dude needs a stomping. On the other hand, I have an awful cat that I would welcome being snatched up

An Amazon driver has stolen a family's pet cat from their driveway Brenda Wilson has pleaded for the thief to return Junie after he was captured picking her up and placing her in a van

@KTAR923 @OutspokenKTAR It should be cut completely unless for those who truly needed due to a disability or illness

Arizona’s SNAP enrollment has fallen from about 900,000 in 2025 to roughly 500,000 in 2026. Gov. Katie Hobbs told @OutspokenKTAR the drop is a "direct result of Washington's chaos," adding that Reps. Andy Biggs and David Schweikert, who are both running for Governor, were among the politicians who voted for cuts to the program. Watch the full segment here: youtu.be/8NYnrMQph7I

@chefsevenn Spoiled meat

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?

@remarks What a fucking surprise

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Two Minnesota residents arrested for $21,000,000 Medicaid fraud scheme.

@missysinghsongs @nypost I could easily fuck you up missy

@nypost If I see you beating your kids…it will be the last time you put a hand on them!

Shocking number of millennial and Gen Z parents spank their kids, study says: 'Necessary to raise a child properly' trib.al/zdAMS8o

@nypost Fuckin a

@jayhaykid But a clear winner

This is the greatest battle for NL Pitcher of the Month in the history of the award: Cristopher Sánchez: 0 runs in 39 IP Jacob Misiorowski: 0.29 ERA, 49 K in 31 1/3 IP Shohei Ohtani: 0.95 ERA Kyle Harrison: 4-0, 0.96 ERA Chase Burns: 4-0, 1.19 ERA Zack Wheeler: 4-0, 1.38 ERA

@ST4RV3S Did you have a nice fart or two

how did I lose a pound by showering

Dentist is now 69 bucks a whop for a regular cleaning?? Worst insurance I’ve ever had. Do better @DeltaDental

@techdroider You’re an absolute dip shit for not using a tempered glass screen protector

ZERO scratches on the iPhone 17 Pro Max, using since launch, without a screen protector The iPhone 16 Pro Max is full of scratches.

@AnimexTwts This was due to a scratch on the car prior and they blended this art into it which is really cool

Would you be mad if someone did this to your car?

@LeakerApple Apple just killing all their customer base year by year. Why curve the screen? So you can make more money on glass repairs due to rendering tempered glass protectors obsolete

The iPhone 20 will be Apple's biggest iPhone redesign since the iPhone X. Here's everything we know: - Quad-curved COE OLED panel - Under-Display FaceID - Silicon-Carbon battery technology - LOFIC main sensor with better HDR - Main and UItrawide rear cameras - A21 Pro SOC Images via @frontpagetech and @asherdipps