Silverwizard

Javascript is just Excel for web developers

I even survived the "@Jack Is Fash Trash" era where Jack was in his most fashy

Winding down this account sometime tomorrow Find me at @silverwizard@convenient.email over on the Fediverse and Silverwizard#9071 on Discord And to think - Discord is the place I said I'd never go because it was run by chuds

@PizzaFacts2go Don't want to be exposed to this level of nerd?

@HippyWizard I'm deleting my tumblr account

I guess I'm liddytronic on Tumblr now.

@PizzaFacts2go techcrunch.com/2022/11/21/tum…

@PizzaFacts2go Yeah. And they decided to join the fediverse to increase reach

@steinkobbe When my dad got a Tesla I opened the door with the handle and he yelled at me, so I agree But it's hilarious "opening the door can shatter the window!"

People defending Tesla are telling me it's actually obvious where the manual door handle is but you're not supposed to use it because it causes damage to the car

If your Tesla catches fire and locks you inside it's not a problem, you just have to look up a ten minute YouTube video to figure out how to escape

Johnny Mnemonic introduces TLG to replace TLS Transport Layer Gun - when in transit if the data is intercepted, the interceptor is shot

Yeah, this is unironically what I teach my child RT diane_a@diasp.org: diasp.org/posts/18c5c060…

This has actively been one of the worst weeks Becky (convenient.email/profile/firefl…) and I are never aloud to have dad related crisises at the same time

I hate the joke that goes: "this TV detective keeps being near crime"

@SaddestRobots Some people do 2-3 accounts for different things. Most people just do one account. I kinda dislike the affinity instances thing. I post a lot of RPG content, but am not even 50% that, so dice.camp would feel weird. Once your on one server you're on all

@SaddestRobots Joinmastodon.org Dice.camp for that kind of nerd Fosstodon for computer Eldritch.cafe or weirder.earth for lefty stuff There are more good ones I personally self host for fairly cheap

@dduane @LeahLibresco Definitely deserves it

@TheTweedmeister @Asako_Soh @nanoukacabra @thedicemechanic @RickP1999 The ideal anime fight

@bsdlme @MengTangmu Nah, this is how I think about most of my system daemons mariadbd sitting there cackling with inetd

The BSD daemon surfing a tubular wave in the style of Hokusai. Material for a custom laptop sticker? Made by a friend of mine using MidJourney

Blades in the Dark campaign frame: Steal Six Billion Demons #BITD #TTRPG

This rubber fingertips for going through large stacks of paper would be awesome for makers who wanna hold down a loose wire with their finger directly to the battery

The thing that fucks me off about substack is that I wish I could just pay someone money and they send shit to my email. But instead I need to sign up for a thing. Can't they just make a shopify store or a WooCommerce store and send emails to my email?

@PizzaFacts2go Totally true, until you need to shit

@HippyWizard Not my circus, not my monkeys.

"fuck I left my Huggies in the bathroom" -overheard from coworker