Hipster Humor

Hot chinos and khakis. Hot chinos and khakis. I can't get enough of these hot chinos and khakis. #NYRichKids #StraightOuttaHamptons

its amazing that my @instagram feed is all farm-to-table meals & speciality coffee when 90% of my diet is actually PBR & Fruit by the Foot.

Lion-O from Thundercats is totes my spirit animal. Wait... a spirit animal is something you think about when you masturbate, right?

Wondering if @tweetsoutloud asked @NASA to install @instagram on @MarsCuriosity's camera #MSL

Hipster handbook says I should be doing Yoga, but it also says I shouldn't be caught dead at a business that uses the font Papyrus #confused

A Tribe Called Queso wants to know...Can I Dip It? #q-chip

Macbook Pro is being sent back for repairs. Oh well, I heard that real DJs use Iphone + Spotify anyway.

I always question my outfit when the homeless guy across from me isn't masturbating on my morning bus ride. #fuckyouilookgood

Million dollar idea: breed bearded cats and sell them outside @renegadecraft

just a reminder ladies: feather weave = #instaboner. feather tat behind the ear = #permaboner

I shat PBR & kale in an Park Slope alley. This is home now. RE: @MensHumor: "Hipsters, moving to New York City does't make it your hometown"

@clay_zimmerman but we love our netflix and dvd box sets!

Veronica Mars might be the closest thing I have to a committed relationship in my life #hipsterproblems

It's a cold one this morning, luckily it's easy to double up on skinny jeans. #protip

Dear sorori-hipster at Whole Foods... You're mistaken...I'M a cutie, THAT's a clementine. But you can take both home if you want.

Holiday cheer doesnt match my outfit. #hipsterproblems

old man on the G train called me racist for scooting a few seats over. Pffft. Dude, I like TV on the Radio AND own The Wire on DVD.

spent all morning waxing my mustache into the shape of a Menorah and not ONE of my Jewish friends even noticed. #hipsterproblems

This year my Christmas wish is to watch employees of @Anthropologie and @madewell1937 wrestle in a vat of organic dairy-free pudding.

its noon and no one has mistaken me for a gay OR homeless person. obviously need to do a better job dressing myself #hipsterproblems