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@Hobbes320

enthusiast enthusiast. he/him

🧟‍♂️🍑👧 Katılım Haziran 2019
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@ourmartyredlady Actually the potential man of writers 0 plots 0 interesting characters 7 notebooks dedicated to an esoteric magic system
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they/them might be giants ☭
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza·
The *first* goal is deterrence. Pulling a gun puts everyone within range in imminent danger—a huge escalation that can cause people to act desperately. A baton is strictly a “stay away from me or else” weapon. No one’s saying it’ll stop bullets, but neither does another gun.
scar :3@scarlettactual

this is terrible advice please do not do this the goal of self defense is to create space between you and your attacker and any blunt object will not help you do that and in many states blunt object are seen as deadly weapons which can legally be met with equal force aka a gun

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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@yassifiedaloy My biggest gripe with all these new odyssey guys is they don’t understand that Odysseus is a lying like all the time. They want him to be this tough warrior guy and not a cunning trickster trying to lie his way home
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@vanndrysdale Philly fans when their mascot beats up another teams mascot: yeah we’re so badass and tough. Don’t fuck with us!! Philly fans when they see snarky comments online: why would you do that. It’s so mean I’m just a little guy :(
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
“We’re Philly fans we don’t give a fuck. We’re crazy and wild bro don’t mess with us” “Why are you being mean to us :(“
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🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸@YngviCom·
how it felt to be a 100 gecs fan in 2020 and see the future of the music industry flash in your mind while everyone else made fun of them for being the audio equivalent of crushed adderall
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@capsf1sh The sole exception to this is the Tel Aviv Lightning. I will side with Satan himself before I support them
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epic cat looking galaxy glasses@FaggotLabubu·
Jerking off so hard I leave a full body, hiroshima shadow sweat outline on my bed sheet
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FLEEKNIK@Judnikki·
Listen, Akademiks will catch a cock in his mouth from the wind by yawning. NOTHING excites him like tracking where a cock has been by taste.
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@thugmajesty7 Wait where in baba is this? When I was abroad me and my friends bummed around there almost every day
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Lil Sasquatch@lilsasquatch66·
Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
Insanely envious of Sabas ability to stream for 2 months, make 6 figures and then fuck off for the next 4 before repeating the cycle
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@ChazakielDoremi This is true in every game except ds1 where crystal spells get busted super fast and the only reason it isn’t considered more broken is because black knight halberd and claymore
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@AnimeSerbia Steel Ball Run from the Clav Expressway to the Kirkway. Winner gets crowned on cspan
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Soundgarten of BanBan@AnimeSerbia·
Waze: *ding ding* In 1 mile exit left onto Clavicular Memorial Expressway
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
Shauna Shipman lowkey got conquerors haki
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@DeliahApple ITS NOT EVEN BAIT ITS JUST THE TRUTH New England is culturally run by puritans I’m sorry
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@ath3na89 @tessiesbestie One of the most famous works in sociology (correctly) argues that capitalism is so dominant in the US because of the puritan roots of New England/early America. Culturally NE is as Protestant as it gets Also what does the P in WASP stand for
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mpregmafia@Hobbes320·
@tessiesbestie They may be catholic but the evils of the Protestant work ethic run deep
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