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SOMEONE HAS A KEITH PELLEY JERSEY AT THE MARLIES GAME!!!! UNSEEN LEVELS OF SHILLING

I hope Jeff Hoffman experiences every minor inconvenience for the rest of his life. Catches every red light. Steps on Lego, runs out of shampoo, car AC doesn’t work, phone won’t connect to Bluetooth, all his phone calls drop. I don’t want him to be harmed. Just annoyed.

@MitchBannon The issue is he sucks

Hoffman believes the issue is being too fine early in counts, falling behind hitters, then having to throw hittable pitches. He'll work on it in catch play and be ready when needed. "One night at a time. Whether I pitched good or bad tonight, it’s not going to help me tomorrow.”

#BlueJays manager John Schneider stood behind Jeff Hoffman tonight: "I get it, when you’re in that spot it gets magnified and that’s part of it. He’s man enough to handle it. If there’s a situation to close out a game, I’ll take Jeff Hoffman.”

@NoHaIfMeasure Him being dead would be getting off lightly for what I’ll have to live with the next 60-70 years of my life brah

you’re right we don’t want to hear it. the guy is literal fucking dogshit and doesn’t deserve to be alive anymore

@UnderdogMLB @MitchBannon One of the biggest mental midgets I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching pitch for my team. The sooner he’s shown the door the better.

John Schneider on Jeff Hoffman following Blue Jays' loss, via @MitchBannon: "If there's a situation to close out a game, I'll take Jeff Hoffman." No player has blown more saves than Hoffman since he joined the Blue Jays.

Some of the worst teams of my life, 2013, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2024 have never done what this team is currently doing.

This mother fucker ran his mouth during the benches clearing of game 7, than proceeded to not back it up and lose us a ring, and has now proceeded to be absolutely DOG SHIT. FUCK OFF WITH HIM I DONT CARE ANYMORE FUCK HIM

Blue Jays lose 6 straight series for the first time since August 2012 (H/T: @sportradar)

The jays season is over. They will lose 115 games. Truly just devastating on every level.

I do hope that Jeff Hoffman sticks around for a few more games cuz I’d love nothing more then to boo this loser one final time at home before he’s cut loose

@cy_Cease84 Im so sick of charts and advanced numbers being pulled out to defend this guy. I like analytics but he’s just putrid. The sport of baseball actively suffers every time this loser pitches

@Woll4Vezina hoffman is a loser. he just loses. no way around it. his legacy will be defined by being a loser. fucking trash

So many of you defended this fucking freak all offseason when I pointed out the numbers, over 4 era. More homeruns than any pitcher in baseball, yet you all told me ignore your eyes he’s good. Every! Fucking! time! This guy REEKS.

@real_nukeboi1o1 Ah it does mean he’s one step closer to ending his reign of horror on my club

@Woll4Vezina I think this post needs to be deleted…

Jeff Hoffman in the 8th inning OH MY GOD

What you need to understand is altho I’m an analytics guy, some guys just stink, Jeff Hoffman is a disgrace to the sport and the sooner he decides to take his talents to go be a full time golfer and fisherman the sport will be a better place. Truly one of the worst to ever do it

@JohnnyGiunta_ @Trent_9293 We want you to shut the fuck up and delete your twitter account.

@I_Had_3_Pugs He’s so fucking bad I don’t understand how he STILL has people ACTIVELY defending him. Just a garbage pitcher. The day he’s off my club will be one of the happiest days of my life

@Woll4Vezina he’s given up like 18 homers in 77 innings pitched for us 😭

Even when guys get healthy they won’t immediately start to hit. This is a lost season man. Jeff Hoffman that fucking loser blew the most special team we’ve ever had. None of this would matter if that loser did his job. Just absolutely devastating season.

I’m so sick of ppl ignoring their eyes with Hoffman hes shit and been shit since the SECOND he got here. Homeruns, walks, blown save after blown save after blown sav. Just a disgrace of a ballplayer and this team will be better when he’s shown the door. Good riddance.

It’s ok guys. Jeff Hoffman has elite stuff