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Americans: upset that Kamala Harris was drinking wine in front of a child Brits:

wyd in this situation ?

Ticketmaster #Oasis25

Everyone in Ticketmaster website #Ticketmaster #Oasis25

@_asavd Hey do u still have this ?

Swear my pals are dropping like flies, got one last Musselburgh ladies day ticket for sale 🫠😂

@niamhnaysmithh Hi henny do u still have xx

Terminal v weekend ticket for sale, message me if interested x

how it feels going to sleep drunk

@IkeEastwood Hi do you still have this ?

1 weekend terminal v ticket going, open to offers Cba with scammers thanks and please

You’re dating Manny from Modern Family

Manifesting it all in 2024

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

put on a coat Nigga a magical journey awaits you

It’s November 😂😂

When you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries twitter.com/twesq/status/1…

Me drunk in the backseat trusting whoever is behind the wheel

the bed bugs arriving at st pancras station looking for the victoria line

me lying to my doctor saying i drink 2-3 alcoholic beverages a week